I'm doing 43 things
Go to bed!
3 years ago
I stayed awake for 7 days in April, 2006. Not recommended, unless you like delerium and 24-hour hallucinations. Stick to 3 days max. You’ll be okay that way.
Procol's Life List
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1. Buy my own island, far, far away.
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2. Attain Cosmic Consciousness.
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3. Buy a movie theater with 100 seats, and remove all but two of them.
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4. Move back to Hollywood by Nov. 1, 2009.
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5. Buy another Burmese Python.
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6. Copyright the world's most powerful computer program.
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7. Discover a cure for criminal behavior.
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8. Host Saturday Night Live, after drinking a pint of Jack Daniels.
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9. Ask Steve Miller what "the pompitous of love" is.
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10. Drink a whole bottle of Nyquil, and then go bowling.
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11. go on a road trip with no predetermined destination
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12. Find a girlfriend named Dot Dot Com, whose e-mail address is DotDotCom@DotDotCom.com
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13. Live to see tobacco eliminated from planet Earth.
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14. Meet Stephen Hawking.
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15. Hang out with Jerry Garcia on "the other side."
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16. Find out what a mojo is, then get mine workin'.
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17. Eat "just one" Lays potato chip.
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18. Meet a young lady whose favorite group is King Crimson.
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19. Tour with the Rolling Stones.
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20. Meet a young lady who does not own, nor never will own, a cell phone.
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21. Videotape Howard Stern getting pushed in front of a bus.
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22. Videotape Howard Stern getting pushed in front of a freight train.
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23. Save Bill Gates' life, and be his sole heir.
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24. American Idol: Replace Idiot Simon with Carly Simon.
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25. Watch Barry Manilow hypnotize himself.
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26. Buy Joe Cocker a box of cough drops.
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27. Talk to Robert DiNero, and have him ask me if I'm talkin' to him.
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28. Understand John 14:14
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29. Discover a cure for racism.
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30. Receive a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
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31. Get back into Transcendental Meditation.
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32. Meet someone who knows what I mean when I say, "beyond these things."
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33. Be elected Mayor of Columbus by write-in ballot.
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34. Visit King Tut's tomb.
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35. Meet a very quiet young lady.
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36. Be inducted into the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame.
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37. Remove the "do not remove" tag from a mattress, and get away with it.
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38. Receive the Columbus, Ohio Key to the City
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39. Tour with Pink Floyd.
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40. Have a street named after me, in Columbus, Ohio.
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41. Get slapped across the face by Dale Carnegie.
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42. Get arrested with the Bee Gees for "illegal harmony," then releasing (with them) a CD of the same name.
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43. Buy my own private jet.
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