Randy_McEachern

At the end of the week if I have money I’ll find a way to spend it. I will spend it on something I justify to myself that I need, and I have a tendency to buy really nice things, nicer than what I actually need but something I need nonetheless (like the glasses I’m wearing right now). I’m always struggling with having enough and frankly I’m tired of it. If it wasn’t for this one thing I wouldn’t have anything to worry about that causes me so much stress.

Then you have an amazing author like Fyodor Dostoevsky. Purportedly he would gamble away all the money he earned. He said he did this because he liked the feeling of not knowing where your next meal is coming from, it forces you to keep working and striving, something to push against.

I don’t need that kind of excuse. If I can stop being Randy for a moment and be Frank, frankly the first good idea I had was to judge the things I’m buying on a need vs. quality basis. If I don’t have a lot of money I’ll buy a lower quality item that may not be exactly what I want but will fill the need(Wish I had applied that when I bought these glasses, there were plenty good enough cheapies right next the the designer ones).

I’ve been to two of the six I want to visit, Asia and North America. I’m one third done with this goal, ixnaying Antarctica makes quantifying it numerically so much easier. Antarctica seems lame to me anyways, unless I go on the Sea Shepard to save some whales and fight Japanese whalers, that would be so cool.

All you take over the world guys need to turn your eyes to the heavens. I mean for gods sakes what good does ruling over Earth do you when an alien armada shows up, turns our brains into delicious pudding and makes us watch reruns of terrible reality dating shows. Everybody knows aliens like pudding and reality tv; that’s why I’m stockpiling all the chocolate and vanilla swirl pudding I can and I tivo’d all reality t.v., forever. It’ll just be me and those guys at Hunts on the spaceship kickin it while ya’ll get no pudding, unless you eat your brains. Mwahahahahaha