He is really hungry today, so he went Squirrel fishing. Here is what he did:
1. Tie a peanut to the end of a fishing line (no hook).
2. Cast the nut into a known good squirrel habitat.
3. Once the little bugger picks up the nut, start reeling it in!
4. Eat the little bastard, after roasting on an open fire.
Well, steps 1 through 3 went pretty well. Rat Bastard didn’t think it through. What do you do, once you have a pissed off, hungry squirrel in your hands? Scream like a girl and drop it? Yeah, me too!
So I had to start over. The next couple tries went ok, I got the squirrel up to me, within a foot or so. Then he turned around and pissed at me. I say pissed at me because not only did he piss on me, but it sprayed all over the tree and my bike. Now he was pissed off, and I was pissed on! Rat Bastard is thinking he doesn’t like squirrels much anymore, but he can’t wait to ram the rotisseire rod through the little bastard.
Rat Bastard decided to head home and shower after that. What a pissy day!
Rat Bastard says so!!!