Rat_Bastard




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  1. 1. go squirrel fishing
    4 entries . 6 cheers
    5 people
  2. 2. meet an eskimo
    2 entries . 4 cheers
    17 people
  3. 3. Meet BlondeCubana
    1 entry . 3 cheers
    2 people
  4. 4. but i will dress BlondeCubana up as an eskimo first
    1 entry . 3 cheers
    1 person
  5. 5. beat an eskimo with a table leg
    1 entry . 4 cheers
    1 person
  6. 6. exercise more by beating eskimos
    1 entry . 4 cheers
    1 person
  7. 7. push an eskimo from a cliff
    1 entry . 3 cheers
    1 person
  8. 8. fish with Eskimos
    1 entry . 4 cheers
    2 people
  9. 9. Dip an Eskimo in fish sauce and make a sushi roll.
    2 cheers
    1 person
  10. 10. drink the blood of the eskimo king
    3 cheers
    1 person
  11. 11. burn an eskimo for warmth
    1 entry . 2 cheers
    1 person
  12. 12. cut an eskimo in half to get to the noughat center
    4 cheers
    1 person
  13. 13. Swordfight with an eskimo's penis.
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    1 person
  14. 14. Feed an Eskimo to a polar bear and see if it coughs up snow balls
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    1 person
  15. 15. Change an Eskimo's life
    4 cheers
    1 person
  16. 16. Sew a eskimo's organ to an igloo
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    1 person
  17. 17. force feed an Eskimo my daily medication
    2 cheers
    1 person
  18. 18. see snow
    4 cheers
    271 people
  19. 19. Ride an Eskimo more often
    2 cheers
    1 person
  20. 20. Touch A Penguin testicle
    3 cheers
    1 person
  21. 21. Kick a penguin in the testicles and see if he coughs up fish parts or his own bile
    2 cheers
    5 people
  22. 22. Kiss a penguin's swollen testicle
    1 entry . 3 cheers
    1 person
  23. 23. Be frank with a penguin
    1 entry . 5 cheers
    2 people
  24. 24. Kick the Penguin for calling me frank
    4 cheers
    1 person
  25. 25. Find out who Frank is
    4 cheers
    1 person
  26. 26. Kick Franks ass for making me beat the crap outta the penguin
    2 cheers
    1 person
  27. 27. post random questions daily and see if anyone plays with me and answers them :)
    4 cheers
    368 people
  28. 28. Give 10,000 cheers
    2 entries . 5 cheers
    0 people
  29. 29. Tell Eskimo Jokes
    14 entries . 2 cheers
    1 person
  30. 30. be a better daughter
    3 cheers
    836 people
  31. 31. not worry about what others think of me
    1 entry . 6 cheers
    778 people
  32. 32. Behold the power of cheese!!!!
    1 entry . 1 cheer
    3 people
Recent entries
go squirrel fishing (read all 4 entries…)
Rat Bastard says...

He is really hungry today, so he went Squirrel fishing. Here is what he did:

1. Tie a peanut to the end of a fishing line (no hook).
2. Cast the nut into a known good squirrel habitat.
3. Once the little bugger picks up the nut, start reeling it in!
4. Eat the little bastard, after roasting on an open fire.

Well, steps 1 through 3 went pretty well. Rat Bastard didn’t think it through. What do you do, once you have a pissed off, hungry squirrel in your hands? Scream like a girl and drop it? Yeah, me too!
So I had to start over. The next couple tries went ok, I got the squirrel up to me, within a foot or so. Then he turned around and pissed at me. I say pissed at me because not only did he piss on me, but it sprayed all over the tree and my bike. Now he was pissed off, and I was pissed on! Rat Bastard is thinking he doesn’t like squirrels much anymore, but he can’t wait to ram the rotisseire rod through the little bastard.
Rat Bastard decided to head home and shower after that. What a pissy day!

Rat Bastard says so!!!



Kiss a penguin's swollen testicle
Rat bastard says...

Mmmmmmmmmmm! Tastes like Chicken!

Rat bastard says so!!!



Be frank with a penguin
Rat bastard says.....

Mmmmmmmmmmm!
Tastes like Chicken!

Rat bastard says so!!!



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