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Joe and tom work at a sawmeal, and one day joe got his arm to close to one of the saws and it got cut off. So tom took the arm put it in a bag and to the arm and joe to the hospital. The docter sews the arm back on and a couple days later tom sees joe playing tennis.
“Wow, its amzing what docters can do now a days” says tom.
A month later joe gets his leg to close to the saw and it gets cut off. So tom puts his leg in a bag and takes the leg and joe to the hospital. The docter sews his leg back on and a couple days later tom sees joe playing basketball.
“Wow its amzing what dosters can do now a days” Says Tom.
A couple months later joe gets his head t close to the saw and it gets cut off. So tom puts his head in a bag and takes joe and the head to the hospital. After a couple of days tom goes to visit joe. But when he gets to the room joe was staying in he sees that joe is not there.
“Were’s joe” Tom asks the docter.
“He died, some dumbass put his head in a bag and he suffacted”
Retro_Romantic's Life List
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1. To live instead of exist
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2. stop animal abuse
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3. collect really bad jokes
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4. learn french fluently
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5. compliment someone who will never know it was me
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6. Write a song
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7. die
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8. have great skin
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9. Learn how to whistle really loud with my fingers
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10. See Jerry Spinger live
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11. Act in a film directed by tim burton
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12. Be happy with what I have
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13. Visit every country in the world
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14. wake up when my alarm clock goes off
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15. Wear less make up and to be proud of the way a look
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16. be more confident
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17. Write my name in wet cement
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18. do something that people will remember
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Ever since I went vegan, I am healthier and I feel I have more energy. Something I think everyone should do.
