Those damn cats just kept scratching up my furniture. So i eventually had them declawed. It’s awesome. Now i can smack them around and they can’t fight back. It’s sweet. I think i could even go a step further and have them depawed! Wouldn’t that be something? Could you imagine the way they would have to walk without feet? That would be really cute! It would sorta be like a waddle. I hope this entry has helped. God bless.
RickyT's Life List
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1. learn how to juggle babies
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2. Sucker punch someone
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3. Club a baby seal.
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4. find god
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5. find the cure for cancer and aids
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6. eat a panda
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7. tackle a pro football player while they're chillin, like at the mall.
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8. Quit Smoking
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9. join the mile high club
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10. Take over a small section of the country and then name it after me and then sell it back to america so i can get rich.
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11. Run for public office!
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12. kick every republican in the nutsack
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13. win the world cup
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14. i want to live forever
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15. i want to say something funny
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16. Shit on your Thanksgiving Dinnar
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17. eat healthier
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18. Stick it in her butt.
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19. Nothing
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20. punch a nun
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