I finish Tales of the Beedle and the Bard, Looking for Alaska, and ttyl. I am reading Eats, Shoots and Leaves by lynne Trruss and ttfn by Lauren Myracle. I would recommend all of these books to people trying to finish this goal.
Right now my hairstyle is take a shower and hope it doesnt look like crap. So I bought some new shampoo and gel and I may accomplish this task soon.
I bought a new alarm clock if I get up with it for two whole weeks I will count this goal as done.
I couldn’t resist finishing tonight
51. Dick Cheney
52. Grasshoppers
53. Cockroaches
54. Biased news
55. Bill O’Reilly
56. George Lucas
57. Epic Movie and any other movies with a similar title
58. The State of Kentucky
59. People who don’t care about anything but dating
60. The Batman voice in The Dark Knight
61. When you mess up typing something on a calculator and have to type it again
62. Pennies
63. Sexism
64. Sweatpants
65. Spam e-mail
66. When people bring their children to those Japnaes restraunts where they cook in front of you and they cry when the fire happens.
67. Suspenders
68. When I have bad ideas
69. Those commercials for charities where they show dying children and criticize you
70. Pickup trucks
71. Sales that use the words “up to” to sucker people in
72. Our Economy
73. A Light in The Forest
74. Girls with way too much makeup.
75. Tangled cords
76. Lukewarm hot tubs
77. Creepy picture of angry old people
78. PEOPLE WHO TYPE WITH CAP LOCKS ON WHEN THEY DON’T NEED TO EXPRESS ANGER
79. That “Not going to write you a love song.”
80. Extremely hairy legs
81. Bikers who bike in the middle of the road to show power
82. Those buttons that are supposed to change the “WALK” signs but really do nothing
83. How newspapers are so enormous
84. Sports fanatics
85. Sports in general
86. People who give unwanted advice
87. People who ask me to give them advice on subjects I know nothing about
88. How no one laughs when I make references to internet videos.
89. Posers
90. Mishearing lyrics to songs “Reboks with the straps and the boobs (boots) with the fur”
91. People who say “I listen to just about everything” when asked about their music preferences
92. Escaladers
93. Marketplaces
94. Squeaky shoes
95. Women who wear spandex that rubs together and makes that awful sound.
96. Store brand cereal
97. Glue sticking to your hands
98. New cartoons
99. Suicide poetry
100. People who think solving a Rubik’s cube in under a is a life’s accomplishment
1.Stereotypical manliness.
2. Unfriendly shopkeepers.
3. Confederate Flags.
4.Car trips
5. Fred Phelps
6. Homophobes
7. Racist
8. People who leave shopping carts in the middle of parking lots
9. People who use unnecessary apostrophes (DVD’s)
10. Actors who can only play themselves (cough Nicholas Cage cough)
11. That kid who sits behind me in a class who puts her feet on the back of my chair and bounces like a maniac
12. People who consider “Your face”, “That’s what she said”, “Your mom!”, or “your gay” to be clever comebacks.
13. Obese fitness teachers, or all fitness teachers.
14. Shows that end with the words “with celebrities”
15. Sarah Palin
16. that bright yellow that burns your eyes when people have it on a computer screen
17. The fact that it is not socially acceptable for a man to carry a bag around. :{
18. People who are obsessed with Twilight.
19. My dad’s neighbors who leave a dog chained up in their backyard and never play with it. Free Zolly
20. Smokers who blow the smoke in your face.
21. Chairs in fast food restaurants that look soft but are really not.
22. Fast food restaurants.
23. Those writings on bathroom stalls. I don’t want to read about your sex life while I
24. Babies in theaters
25. That guy with the obnoxious laugh that always finds a way to sit behind me in funny shows.
26. People who wear their pants so low they have to hold them up
27. Planet X. Pluto FTW!
28. When you are searching for something on limewire and the first thing that pops up is a porn clip with the name of your song inserted in front of the title.
29. When you are taking an internet quiz that makes you sign up for forty different surveys before you get results.
30. Those people on youtube who can’t figure out where the subscribe button is and spend thirty seconds trying to figure it out
31. Having my picture taken
32. Christopher Paolini (wrote Eragon)
33. When people gossip about me.
34. Inflatable holiday decorations
35. Hyper waitresses
36. Those colored pencils teachers keep.
37. Those people with Hello Kitty backpacks who walk through the hall soooooo slowly through the hallways
38. People who hate cats
39. This one dog that just walks all over my neighborhood and lowers property values with it’s scraggly hair.
40. How people overuse cuss words.
41. How its goose, geese but not moose, meese
42. Sexy children’s toys
43. Hanna Montana
44. people who type like this. “Omg. U r sooooo cool. U an me r bffs. lmirl. jk gf. lol :]”
45. People who say they like me but don’t really know me.
46. People who overuse Axe deodorant.
47. When signs use exclamation points when they are not needed. Such as in. Cancer ward this way!
48. Chain messages
49. Poaching
50. The War in Iraq
I have three fears that I want to conquer.
1. Fear of Grasshopper. Seriously these things scare me more than anything because they jump.
2. Fear of Being photographed. I cower from cameras
3. Fear of dating/ relationships. I am afraid of dating in any shape or form.
Any advice?
