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OK. I really want to start a war-gaming club more than anything. It will be called “People vs. Bigfoots.” Some people will dress up like bigfoots, sasquatches, florida stink apes, grass mans, etc. and other people will dress up in medieval costumes. Then they will all come to the field to do battle. There could be different events like “The Cudgeling” and “The Bludgeoning” and maybe some battles to favor the bigfoots like “Hand-to-Hand.” I’m sure there was bigfoots around back in medieval days, and I’m surprised nobody has thought of this. There could be booths for selling food, trinkets, hotdogs, Vicodin, etc. There could be medieval dancing, feats of strength, face painting. I think it could be really awesome. Maybe someday when people and bigfoots live in harmony, real bigfoots could come. Then people would say it was really ahead of its time. I will pray hard for this one.
Rodrugg's Life List
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1. kick a door down with my bare feet
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2. see a priest fight a wizard
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3. light a candle on a boat
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4. make a robot kill a bear
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5. kill and eat a Bigfoot
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6. find a cure for Prune Belly Syndrome
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7. watch a chicken kill an otter
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8. learn to fight with a broken bottle
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9. find out where coconuts come from
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10. draw a buffalee
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11. catch a pork by the tail
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12. visit a nursing home after hours
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13. make a movie about David and Goliath
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14. dream about the 3 Stooges
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15. invent SpoonTang
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16. find a headless body
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17. find a big box of dubloons
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18. ride a gorilla
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19. see a leopard fight a oyster
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20. find out where they sell tube socks
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21. get a job as a lavister
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22. invent something precious
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23. tickle my grandmother
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24. see a cobra strike a dead body
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25. watch a scab grow
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26. build a race car out of spoon bread
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27. cure dying
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28. invent a robot that loves outerspace
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29. eat a potato on the subway
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30. build a campsite for Jesus
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31. stop getting ticks
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32. live in somebody's crawl space
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33. catch a bird in the act of eating something dead
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34. open a can of pork and beans with a bullhorn
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35. avoid my uncle's feet
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36. Tap a gerbil with a pencil until it gives me 3 wishes
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37. learn to be a junior scientist
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38. meet Grady from Sanford & Son
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39. build a catapult to fire Bibles all over the World
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40. watch a man from Punjab fight a Mexican
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41. Weaponize my feet
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42. Deep fry a stubble-goose
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43. start a war-gaming club
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Every Michaelmas we have stubble-goose except this year we had lobsters that my dad found in a box behind the store. My grandma always bakes that goose but I think it would be good to deep fry one cajun style. We did that for Thanksgiving with a turkey and my uncle did it one time with a porcupine. It is so good and a stubble-goose would be good too.
