Rodrugg




I'm doing 42 things
 

Rodrugg's Life List

  1. 1. find a headless body
    1 entry . 7 cheers
    1 person
  2. 2. cure dying
    1 entry . 7 cheers
    1 person
  3. 3. build a race car out of spoon bread
    1 entry . 6 cheers
    1 person
  4. 4. watch a scab grow
    1 entry . 6 cheers
    1 person
  5. 5. see a cobra strike a dead body
    1 entry . 5 cheers
    1 person
  6. 6. tickle my grandmother
    1 entry . 8 cheers
    1 person
  7. 7. invent something precious
    1 entry . 6 cheers
    1 person
  8. 8. find out where they sell tube socks
    1 entry . 6 cheers
    1 person
  9. 9. dream about the 3 Stooges
    1 entry . 8 cheers
    1 person
  10. 10. invent a robot that loves outerspace
    1 entry . 6 cheers
    2 people
  11. 11. eat a potato on the subway
    1 entry . 7 cheers
    1 person
  12. 12. build a campsite for Jesus
    1 entry . 7 cheers
    1 person
  13. 13. Tap a gerbil with a pencil until it gives me 3 wishes
    1 entry . 11 cheers
    1 person
  14. 14. Weaponize my feet
    1 entry
    1 person
  15. 15. watch a man from Punjab fight a Mexican
    1 entry . 6 cheers
    1 person
  16. 16. build a catapult to fire Bibles all over the World
    1 entry . 6 cheers
    1 person
  17. 17. meet Grady from Sanford & Son
    1 entry . 6 cheers
    1 person
  18. 18. avoid my uncle's feet
    1 entry . 7 cheers
    1 person
  19. 19. live in somebody's crawl space
    1 entry . 6 cheers
    1 person
  20. 20. stop getting ticks
    1 entry . 7 cheers
    1 person
  21. 21. draw a buffalee
    1 entry . 7 cheers
    4 people
  22. 22. find out where coconuts come from
    1 entry . 7 cheers
    1 person
  23. 23. kick a door down with my bare feet
    1 entry . 7 cheers
    1 person
  24. 24. talk to somebody who tasted their urine
    1 entry
    1 person
  25. 25. start a war-gaming club
    1 entry
    1 person
  26. 26. Deep fry a stubble-goose
    1 entry . 1 cheer
    1 person
  27. 27. learn to be a junior scientist
    1 entry . 8 cheers
    1 person
  28. 28. open a can of pork and beans with a bullhorn
    1 entry . 7 cheers
    1 person
  29. 29. get a job as a lavister
    1 entry . 7 cheers
    1 person
  30. 30. find a big box of dubloons
    1 entry . 8 cheers
    1 person
  31. 31. visit a nursing home after hours
    1 entry . 8 cheers
    1 person
  32. 32. make a movie about David and Goliath
    1 entry . 7 cheers
    1 person
  33. 33. invent SpoonTang
    1 entry . 7 cheers
    1 person
  34. 34. learn to fight with a broken bottle
    1 entry . 7 cheers
    1 person
  35. 35. watch a chicken kill an otter
    1 entry . 6 cheers
    1 person
  36. 36. find a cure for Prune Belly Syndrome
    1 entry . 6 cheers
    1 person
  37. 37. make a robot kill a bear
    1 entry . 7 cheers
    1 person
  38. 38. light a candle on a boat
    1 entry . 9 cheers
    1 person
  39. 39. see a priest fight a wizard
    1 entry . 8 cheers
    2 people
  40. 40. see a leopard fight a oyster
    1 entry . 8 cheers
    3 people
  41. 41. ride a gorilla
    1 entry . 6 cheers
    1 person
  42. 42. catch a pork by the tail
    1 entry . 7 cheers
    1 person

How I did it
How to kill and eat a Bigfoot
It took me
8 years
It made me
Open my mouth


How to catch a bird in the act of eating something dead
It took me
522 days
It made me
Whatever


Recent entries
talk to somebody who tasted their urine
Untitled 13 months ago

I have got lost in the woods 8 times in the last 2 years and I’m always scared that I will be stuck for a long time. I saw some show about a man who drinked his urine to stay alive, but I always worry I can’t and will die. I wish I could just talk to somebody who did this and know what it is like so I can quit worrying about it. I thought about trying it in the bathroom so I could have a place to throw up but just thinking about it made me throw up a little bit in my mouth. My grandma says it tastes kind of like soap but I don’t see how since I don’t drink nothing with soap in it. Oh God I pray if the time comes I can do this without practice.



start a war-gaming club
Untitled 15 months ago

OK. I really want to start a war-gaming club more than anything. It will be called “People vs. Bigfoots.” Some people will dress up like bigfoots, sasquatches, florida stink apes, grass mans, etc. and other people will dress up in medieval costumes. Then they will all come to the field to do battle. There could be different events like “The Cudgeling” and “The Bludgeoning” and maybe some battles to favor the bigfoots like “Hand-to-Hand.” I’m sure there was bigfoots around back in medieval days, and I’m surprised nobody has thought of this. There could be booths for selling food, trinkets, hotdogs, Vicodin, etc. There could be medieval dancing, feats of strength, face painting. I think it could be really awesome. Maybe someday when people and bigfoots live in harmony, real bigfoots could come. Then people would say it was really ahead of its time. I will pray hard for this one.



drive a truck with great big testicles (read all 2 entries…)
Untitled 15 months ago

This will never happen now. My driver’s license got expired. Now they want $18 for me to get another one.



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