Rodrugg




I'm doing 43 things
 

Rodrugg's Life List

  1. 1. kick a door down with my bare feet
    1 entry . 8 cheers
    1 person
  2. 2. see a priest fight a wizard
    1 entry . 9 cheers
    2 people
  3. 3. light a candle on a boat
    1 entry . 10 cheers
    1 person
  4. 4. make a robot kill a bear
    1 entry . 8 cheers
    1 person
  5. 5. kill and eat a Bigfoot
    1 entry . 11 cheers
    1 person
  6. 6. find a cure for Prune Belly Syndrome
    1 entry . 7 cheers
    1 person
  7. 7. watch a chicken kill an otter
    1 entry . 7 cheers
    1 person
  8. 8. learn to fight with a broken bottle
    1 entry . 8 cheers
    1 person
  9. 9. find out where coconuts come from
    1 entry . 8 cheers
    1 person
  10. 10. draw a buffalee
    1 entry . 8 cheers
    4 people
  11. 11. catch a pork by the tail
    1 entry . 7 cheers
    1 person
  12. 12. visit a nursing home after hours
    1 entry . 9 cheers
    1 person
  13. 13. make a movie about David and Goliath
    1 entry . 8 cheers
    1 person
  14. 14. dream about the 3 Stooges
    1 entry . 9 cheers
    1 person
  15. 15. invent SpoonTang
    1 entry . 8 cheers
    1 person
  16. 16. find a headless body
    1 entry . 7 cheers
    1 person
  17. 17. find a big box of dubloons
    1 entry . 8 cheers
    1 person
  18. 18. ride a gorilla
    1 entry . 7 cheers
    1 person
  19. 19. see a leopard fight a oyster
    1 entry . 9 cheers
    3 people
  20. 20. find out where they sell tube socks
    1 entry . 8 cheers
    1 person
  21. 21. get a job as a lavister
    1 entry . 7 cheers
    1 person
  22. 22. invent something precious
    1 entry . 7 cheers
    1 person
  23. 23. tickle my grandmother
    1 entry . 9 cheers
    1 person
  24. 24. see a cobra strike a dead body
    1 entry . 6 cheers
    1 person
  25. 25. watch a scab grow
    1 entry . 7 cheers
    1 person
  26. 26. build a race car out of spoon bread
    1 entry . 7 cheers
    1 person
  27. 27. cure dying
    1 entry . 9 cheers
    1 person
  28. 28. invent a robot that loves outerspace
    1 entry . 7 cheers
    2 people
  29. 29. eat a potato on the subway
    1 entry . 8 cheers
    1 person
  30. 30. build a campsite for Jesus
    1 entry . 8 cheers
    1 person
  31. 31. stop getting ticks
    1 entry . 8 cheers
    1 person
  32. 32. live in somebody's crawl space
    1 entry . 7 cheers
    1 person
  33. 33. catch a bird in the act of eating something dead
    1 entry . 8 cheers
    1 person
  34. 34. open a can of pork and beans with a bullhorn
    1 entry . 7 cheers
    1 person
  35. 35. avoid my uncle's feet
    1 entry . 8 cheers
    1 person
  36. 36. Tap a gerbil with a pencil until it gives me 3 wishes
    1 entry . 13 cheers
    1 person
  37. 37. learn to be a junior scientist
    1 entry . 8 cheers
    1 person
  38. 38. meet Grady from Sanford & Son
    1 entry . 7 cheers
    1 person
  39. 39. build a catapult to fire Bibles all over the World
    1 entry . 7 cheers
    1 person
  40. 40. watch a man from Punjab fight a Mexican
    1 entry . 7 cheers
    1 person
  41. 41. Weaponize my feet
    1 entry . 1 cheer
    1 person
  42. 42. Deep fry a stubble-goose
    1 entry . 1 cheer
    1 person
  43. 43. start a war-gaming club
    1 entry
    1 person
Recent entries
start a war-gaming club
Untitled 5 days ago

OK. I really want to start a war-gaming club more than anything. It will be called “People vs. Bigfoots.” Some people will dress up like bigfoots, sasquatches, florida stink apes, grass mans, etc. and other people will dress up in medieval costumes. Then they will all come to the field to do battle. There could be different events like “The Cudgeling” and “The Bludgeoning” and maybe some battles to favor the bigfoots like “Hand-to-Hand.” I’m sure there was bigfoots around back in medieval days, and I’m surprised nobody has thought of this. There could be booths for selling food, trinkets, hotdogs, Vicodin, etc. There could be medieval dancing, feats of strength, face painting. I think it could be really awesome. Maybe someday when people and bigfoots live in harmony, real bigfoots could come. Then people would say it was really ahead of its time. I will pray hard for this one.


drive a truck with great big testicles (read all 2 entries…)
Untitled 5 days ago

This will never happen now. My driver’s license got expired. Now they want $18 for me to get another one.


Deep fry a stubble-goose
Untitled 1 year ago

Every Michaelmas we have stubble-goose except this year we had lobsters that my dad found in a box behind the store. My grandma always bakes that goose but I think it would be good to deep fry one cajun style. We did that for Thanksgiving with a turkey and my uncle did it one time with a porcupine. It is so good and a stubble-goose would be good too.


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