I have got lost in the woods 8 times in the last 2 years and I’m always scared that I will be stuck for a long time. I saw some show about a man who drinked his urine to stay alive, but I always worry I can’t and will die. I wish I could just talk to somebody who did this and know what it is like so I can quit worrying about it. I thought about trying it in the bathroom so I could have a place to throw up but just thinking about it made me throw up a little bit in my mouth. My grandma says it tastes kind of like soap but I don’t see how since I don’t drink nothing with soap in it. Oh God I pray if the time comes I can do this without practice.
Rodrugg's Life List
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1. catch a pork by the tail
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2. invent a robot that loves outerspace
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3. cure dying
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4. build a race car out of spoon bread
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5. watch a scab grow
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6. see a cobra strike a dead body
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7. tickle my grandmother
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8. invent something precious
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9. find out where they sell tube socks
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10. eat a potato on the subway
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11. build a campsite for Jesus
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12. stop getting ticks
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13. find a headless body
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14. Tap a gerbil with a pencil until it gives me 3 wishes
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15. Weaponize my feet
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16. watch a man from Punjab fight a Mexican
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17. build a catapult to fire Bibles all over the World
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18. meet Grady from Sanford & Son
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19. avoid my uncle's feet
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20. live in somebody's crawl space
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21. dream about the 3 Stooges
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22. draw a buffalee
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23. visit a nursing home after hours
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24. kick a door down with my bare feet
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25. talk to somebody who tasted their urine
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26. start a war-gaming club
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27. Deep fry a stubble-goose
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28. learn to be a junior scientist
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29. open a can of pork and beans with a bullhorn
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30. get a job as a lavister
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31. make a movie about David and Goliath
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32. invent SpoonTang
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33. ride a gorilla
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34. find out where coconuts come from
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35. learn to fight with a broken bottle
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36. watch a chicken kill an otter
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37. find a cure for Prune Belly Syndrome
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38. make a robot kill a bear
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39. light a candle on a boat
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40. see a priest fight a wizard
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41. see a leopard fight a oyster
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42. find a big box of dubloons
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How I did it: I think this happened and I think this happened last Saturday. It's kind of cheating because I didn't kill it, but I'm pretty sure that what I ate part of was a Bigfoot. I guess I can never be 100% positive but I do know for sure that I have never in my life seen anything like the part of the thing that I found. Read how I did it…
How I did it: I looked with my eyes and I saw a blue jay eating some of a dead squirrel. Since I have to write a little more, I will say that I sitted next to a dead deer several times but nothing happened. I probably should have sitted farther away. Read how I did it…
OK. I really want to start a war-gaming club more than anything. It will be called “People vs. Bigfoots.” Some people will dress up like bigfoots, sasquatches, florida stink apes, grass mans, etc. and other people will dress up in medieval costumes. Then they will all come to the field to do battle. There could be different events like “The Cudgeling” and “The Bludgeoning” and maybe some battles to favor the bigfoots like “Hand-to-Hand.” I’m sure there was bigfoots around back in medieval days, and I’m surprised nobody has thought of this. There could be booths for selling food, trinkets, hotdogs, Vicodin, etc. There could be medieval dancing, feats of strength, face painting. I think it could be really awesome. Maybe someday when people and bigfoots live in harmony, real bigfoots could come. Then people would say it was really ahead of its time. I will pray hard for this one.
This will never happen now. My driver’s license got expired. Now they want $18 for me to get another one.
