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3 years ago
ok, so I only did one nipple, and I had to take it out after a week because I was afraid it was infected but I think it still counts. Doesn’t it?
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ok, so I only did one nipple, and I had to take it out after a week because I was afraid it was infected but I think it still counts. Doesn’t it?
I was at a nude beach the other day. Just me and one other guy, nobody else around for a couple hundred yards in any direction. I look over and he’s a going to town. The shame of it is is that while I’m joining in with him, I’m thinking, ‘well, at least I can take it off of my 43 things’. Wasn’t as much fun as I thought it would be.
I only went halfway though… Got a cheap pre-paid tracfone. If I get annoyed with it, I’ll just throw it in the trash.