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Ben Byrne

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I'm doing 22 things
  

How I did it
How to pull all the tape out of a VHS tape
It took me
1 day
It made me
POWERFUL

How I did it: Quite simple, but this was in an age were VHS tapes where piled up on the corner of every street. Unless you have a box full in the basement a  trip to your local charity shop may be in order. There are many different lengths of VHS tapes, are you ready for a SLP 8 hour tape? Once you have obtained the VHS tape, you need to carefully lift the plastic 'lid' to reveal the tape. Very slowly, to preserve the almost tw… Read how I did it…

Apr 16, 2011, 12:40AM PDT | 2 comments | 3 cheers


How to live instead of just existing
It took me
1 year
It made me
proud of myself

How I did it: I found something I can do better than most. I feel like I've found my reasons to contribute to the world and put my best into everything I do. This soundsterribly cliché and I assure you this is unlike my other posts and How To's but I cannot think of any other way of saying it. For most of my life I just floated around and joined the crowed and I was contented there, until I was told I was going to be a daddy.… Read how I did it…

Apr 14, 2011, 01:19PM PDT | 1 comment | 6 cheers


How to have plastic surgery
It took me
6 months
It made me
ARRGGGGG

How I did it: First things first, you need to create massive damage to your fingers, massive damage includes, but is not limited, to severing tendons, nerves and other connective tissue. there must be thousands of ways to do this, I prefer to do the washing up with large knives and no attention.Once you get the initial screaming out of the way you need to call an ambulance and the guys in green, blue and white coats w… Read how I did it…

Apr 11, 2011, 03:11PM PDT | 3 comments | 5 cheers


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Words I love (read all 10 entries…)
Inspired by Adriana

Adriana posted both of these in a comment some where in here, I feel both of these words need to be out here for all to see.

Floccinaucinihilipilification

Floc·ci·nau·ci·ni·hil·i·pil·i·fi·ca·tion

-noun

1.
To estimate something to hold little or no value.
2.
Appears only to have been used trivially.
3.
Was constructed from several Latin words during the 1700’s.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Hippo·poto·mons·stro·ses·quipped·alio·phobia

1.
The (some say ironic I say cruel) fear of long words.
2.
The key words in it’s construction are as follows;

Monstrous
(mon·strous)

-adjective

1.
Frightening in appearance

Sesquipedalian
(ses·qui·pe·da·li·an)

-noun

1.
A long word.

May 11, 2011, 01:11PM PDT | 2 cheers | 2 comments


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Malevolent

ma·lev·o·lent

-adjective

1.
Expressing evil, hateful or spiteful thoughts or ideas.

2.
With malicious intent.

3.
Henry gave his second and fifth wife a very malevolent glare.

May 11, 2011, 11:07AM PDT | 1 cheer | 0 comments


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Nonchalant

non·cha·lant

-adjective

1.
To be laid back, indifferent, cool, relaxed, smooth in action or casual.

2.
That guy looks really nonchalant.

May 09, 2011, 02:32AM PDT | 0 comments


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I want to:

The world wants to...

find the most peaceful place on Earth improve my public speaking skills confused101 wants to Beat my depression get up on time learn to play the harmonica cast a spell on someone. go to the oscars watch southpark Strength train paint my kitchen Learn to cook create a non-profit organization make a collage shoemaker wants to have more self control find at least one thing each day that makes me happy and record it everyday for a year Sing figure out what clothes suit me and fit me Watch a Joan of Arcadia Episode i want to live in the wild embrace Upgrade my PC Become Financially Independent house ATLfemme wants to meet like minded people dream lucidly bellydance build an online portfolio read 12 books in 2010
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