SimonG




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  1. 1. rub everything in the fridge on my arm to see if I get a rash
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  2. 2. write an opera based on the terms and conditions of Microsoft Office
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  3. 3. go for a day without learning something new
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  4. 4. persuade someone to name their baby something really stupid
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  5. 5. memorise pi to no decimal places
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  6. 6. win a rice pudding on a game show
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  7. 7. disprove a theory that everyone already knew was wrong
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  8. 8. teach starving people how to make an origami swan
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  9. 9. poke Gloria Hunniford with a cucumber
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  10. 10. pretend to mistake random people for celebrities they look nothing like
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  11. 11. make someone forget something really important
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  12. 12. argue furiously that someone facing a dilemma take one particular course, when in fact I have absolutely no understanding of what the situation is or what they should do
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  13. 13. start all of my sentences for a day with the word "Oooh"
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  14. 14. teach a budgie to waterski
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  15. 15. trim the facial hair of twenty men using only a compass
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  16. 16. convince someone they're lactose intolerant
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  17. 17. rearrange the furniture in the night when staying with friends, then vigorously deny it in the morning in the face of the evidence
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  18. 18. resolve a dispute between midgets
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  19. 19. paint a frog on a snail's shell and see if I can get an actual frog to mate with it
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  20. 20. convert someone to a religion that doesn't really exist
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  21. 21. get an honourary degree in a subject I know nothing about
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  22. 22. be given a piggyback to the top of Mount Everest
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  23. 23. learn how to yodel without using my lungs
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  24. 24. build a village for midgets to live in with mice dressed up as tiny people so they can pretend to be giants
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  25. 25. train a monkey to run around in circles in exchange for cheese, and use it to power a cheese-making machine
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  26. 26. discover a human body part in food
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  27. 27. confuse snooker players by swapping the balls for little turnips when they're not looking
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  28. 28. lick Ambrosia custard from the buttocks of someone whose name begins with every letter of the alphabet (except D)
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  29. 29. invent a new integer between 1 and 10
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  30. 30. collect my belly button fluff for a year and use it to stuff an owl
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  31. 31. give meringues to tramps and then run away giggling
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  32. 32. learn a language that no one else speaks, and then forget it
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  33. 33. live vicariously through Keira Knightley
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  34. 34. know ten facts about penguins
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  35. 35. write a novel so confusing, incoherent and tedious that no one can make it past the first page
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  36. 36. communicate by mime only, especially on the phone
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  37. 37. create a universe
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  38. 38. learn the Internet by heart
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  39. 39. get irrationally, visibly excited about everyday phenomena in crowded public places
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  40. 40. ridicule the aspirations of others in an effort to prevent my associates from achieving anything worthwhile and make my own worthless existence look less pathetic in comparison
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  41. 41. patent something that everyone's been doing for years
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  42. 42. tie some fish together with string and see how long it takes them to work out that they have to swim in the same direction
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  43. 43. glue a cornflake to an old man's face
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