This can only make my plans for world domination easier. Nobody likes a raving lunatic. People don’t want to be ruled by an unpredictable crazy person. They want to be ruled by a stern, powerful, sincere and despotic leader. This, my friends and underlings, is the true secret to being a successful tyrant.
Take care,
Sir Bob
SirRobertRiley's Life List
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1. stop falling for gimmicks on TV
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2. other people to get over their fear of driving
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3. have less passion, and more cold, hard reasonability
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4. help people realize that money can buy happiness
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5. live reasonably
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6. travel the world
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7. stop worrying about what other people think
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8. guilt is for suckers
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9. take myself less seriously
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10. realize that life is truly a meaningless horror
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11. take over the world, while raising a family
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12. Take the Myer-Briggs personality test and discover your personality type.
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13. transcend myself, to be a better tyrant
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14. live within my means
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15. stop hating so much, and maybe love a little more
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16. stop procrastinating
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17. post quotes that make me think or make me laugh
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18. be an organ donator
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19. slander others so they become mortified
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20. let some other people have some courage for once
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21. balance my degree in "Evil" with some "good"
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22. Use a menstrual cup
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23. stop raving like a madman, and start raving like a leader
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The Buddha teaches that suffering is the way of life. So it must be. To take over the world, I will need to transcend my suffering, and lose myself in the quest. This is no easy task, being an enlightened despot.
esign yourself that’s radio’s gonna stay
Reason: It could polish up the grey
Put that, put that, put that up your wall
That this isn’t country at all
Radio station, beside yourself
Keep me out of country in the word
Deal the porch is leading us absurd
Push that, push that, push that to the hull
That this isn’t nothing at all
Straight off the boat, where to go?
Calling all in transit, calling all in transit
Radio free Europe, radio…
Beside defying media too fast
Instead of pushing palaces to fall
Put that, put that, put that before all
That this isn’t fortune at all
Radio station, beside yourself
Calling all in transit, calling all in transit
Radio free Europe
Decide yourself, calling all of the medias too fast
Keep me out of country in the word
Disappoint is unto us absurd
Straight off the boat, where to go?
Calling all in transit, calling all in transit
Radio free Europe, radio free Europe
Calling all in transit, calling all in transit
Radio free Europe, radio free Europe…
