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Slobnadius Maximus Mongolicus

Slobnadius Maximus Mongolicus's Life List

2. 1.

   finally destroy Rob...

   1 person

3. 2.

   Have the small village at the foot of my mountain in eastern europe foment an angry mob, complete with hayforks, torches, and one irate heckler, lay seige to my gothic castle ( slash laboratory ) 3 cheers

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4. 3.

   Kill the superhero while he's on death's door instead of spilling the beans and giving him time to retaliate, for once 1 cheer

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5. 4.

   Raise my fist to the heavens angrily cursing the gods for my unforseen defeat at the hands of a mere peasant girl during my invasion of Romania 3 cheers

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6. 5.

   Play a game of chess with the voices in my head 6 cheers

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7. 6.

   Annex Ontario, Quebec and Newfoundland for a NEW VIKING NATION!! 1 entry . 2 cheers

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8. 7.

   Acquire a small furry animal and through gene manipulation and the 'secret mutagen sauce' create a race of cute cuddly killing machines that will eventually reduce civilization on planet earth to ground zero

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9. 8.

   Play "Global Thermonuclear War" with a military supercomputer 1 entry

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10. 9.

    Find the graves of Achillies, Lancelot, and Goliath, so that I may ressurect them and beat them all in single combat

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11. 10.

    Ride at the head of my 1043rd Panzer Division into Berlin proclaiming, "Hitler was a weak German, and silly, because he was beaten by Communists", over a loud speaker 2 cheers

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12. 11.

    Attach electrodes to the head of a Cobra Commander action figure and bring him to life using 21st century computer imaging technology 2 cheers

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13. 12.

    Found an evil geniuses support therapy group 5 cheers

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14. 13.

    Streak through the Vatican blindfolded screaming incoherent obscenities as loudly as possible 5 cheers

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15. 14.

    Convert my cat, Socrates, to Islam and send him away to an extremist camp 2 entries . 2 cheers

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16. 15.

    Complete my 'Weather Dominator' 1 cheer

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17. 16.

    Form up a heavy metal thrash band called "The Slobitorture" that tours globally, and later, having lost all our creativity by way of years of rehab, and subsequently endorsing consumer goods, become a conduit for drug traffic from Colombia and the orient 1 cheer

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18. 17.

    Write a revisionist history that reveals Ben Franklin for the crazy cooky flake he was 1 cheer

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19. 18.

    Build a time machine so that I could go back to 5 B.C.E. or so and tempt Jesus with a dimebag in the desert 2 cheers

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20. 19.

    Ask the Dalai Lama, "Why?" 2 cheers

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21. 20.

    Be as Chuck Norris .. 3 entries . 1 cheer

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22. 21.

    Gather public support that I am the true hebrew messiah by obnoxious methods, that way I can join the growing pantheon of the flying spaghetti monster 3 entries . 1 cheer

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23. 22.

    Make the day I declare myself "High Warlord of the Americas" a national holiday, and have all those who do not celebrate it openly.. SHOT IN PUBLIC EXECUTIONS! 1 cheer

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24. 23.

    When I finally arrive in Hell, claim back my proxied throne 2 cheers

    1 person

25. 24.

    start a 43Things Fafarazzi league 2 team members

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