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Kaley

is selling oranges by the freeway.



I'm doing 38 things
  

Kaley's Life List

  2. 1. Get a new car
    2 cheers     		766 people
  3. 2. graduate from cosmetology school
    1 cheer     		3 people
  4. 3. Work for MAC Cosmetics
    1 entry . 1 cheer     		12 people
  5. 4. get my own place
    1 cheer     		772 people
  6. 5. Do make-up for runway
    		1 person
  7. 6. have enough money to live comfortably
    		23 people
  8. 7. Marry my soulmate
    1 entry . 1 cheer     		606 people
  9. 8. eat healthier
    		10,078 people
  10. 9. take ballroom dancing lessons
    1 entry     		227 people
  11. 10. Weigh 115 pounds
    4 cheers     		157 people
  12. 11. look anorexic
    1 cheer     		5 people
  13. 12. Get plastic surgery
    1 entry     		199 people
  14. 13. accept myself the way I am
    1 cheer     		29 people
  15. 14. Learn the books of the Bible (in order)
    1 entry . 4 cheers     		497 people
  16. 15. grow marijuana
    		110 people
  17. 16. watch all futurama episodes
    1 cheer     		194 people
  18. 17. visit a nude beach
    4 cheers     		98 people
  19. 18. ride an elephant
    5 cheers     		787 people
  20. 19. Take a shower outside
    6 cheers     		4 people
  21. 20. stop doing drugs
    8 cheers     		77 people
  22. 21. Get a waterbed
    2 cheers     		5 people
  23. 22. Win a contest.
    		172 people
  24. 23. See a movie in a drive-in
    4 cheers     		248 people
  25. 24. watch all csi episodes
    		1,447 people
  26. 25. get my teeth professionally whitened
    		17 people
  27. 26. Get my eyebrows tattooed on
    		1 person
  28. 27. Become a SuicideGirl
    1 entry . 3 cheers     		56 people
  29. 28. Pose for Playboy and/or Hustler
    1 cheer     		1 person
  30. 29. have a boyfriend that spoils me
    1 cheer     		19 people
  31. 30. have a healthy relationship in which love is equally given and received
    2 cheers     		1 person
  32. 31. Go to a nightclub
    		24 people
  33. 32. crowd surf at a concert
    4 cheers     		14 people
  34. 33. Take a road trip with my friends
    3 cheers     		29 people
  35. 34. sleep with someone famous
    1 entry . 3 cheers     		14 people
  36. 35. Write a letter to Charles Manson
    		3 people
  37. 36. Go shopping on Melrose Avenue
    		2 people
  38. 37. Have someone write a song about me
    1 cheer     		110 people
  39. 38. participate in an orgy
    1 cheer     		16 people

How I did it
How to get a tattoo
It made me
OUCH

How I did it: I got "Kaleycakes" (a nickname) tattooed on the back of my neck on my 18th birthday. A week later, I got a "EST. 1991" underneath it and a nautical star to the right of it. I also got an Edgar Allan Poe poem in the middle of my back. Read how I did it…

Aug 15, 05:05PM PDT | 0 comments | 1 cheer


How to get my tongue pierced.
It took me
5 years
It made me
OW!

How I did it: I was going to go on my 18th birthday and get it done (which is in 2 months) but I have been working really hard lately, and I also lost 13 pounds, so I decided to get it early and reward myself for all my hard work. A girl in my cosmetology class let me borrow her driver's license since its suspended anyway so I used her ID. My mom doesn't have a problem with piercings, she's just too lazy to take me to get it done. Read how I did it…

May 18, 09:41PM PDT | 0 comments


How to watch all the South Park Episodes
It took me
3 years
It made me

How I did it: I have a lot of spare time on my hands. I love South Park. I think it provides a lot of wisdom and insight if you are mature enough to overlook the sarcastic toilet humor. My favorite episodes are "All About Mormons", "Douche and Turd", "Do the Handicapped go to Hell?" and "Major Boobage" (the one where Kenny gets high on cat pee and trips balls in "Heavy Metal" titty land). The movie is pretty good too. Read how I did it…

Dec 21, 2008, 11:33PM PST | 0 comments | 1 cheer


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Recent entries
get my tongue pierced.
FINALLY. 5 months ago

I’ve wanted my tongue pierced since I was like, 12, so I’ve been waiting over 5 years for this shit! I was gonna wait until my 18th birthday, but I just got my paycheck and it was like $395! I worked hard for that money too! (I attend beauty school full time, 9-5, then I work 5:30-11; a 16 hour day). Im 17, 18 in two months. A girl in my cosmetology class loaned me her ID and I went and got it done Saturday night (5/16/09) as a reward to myself for all my hard work! It cost $50.

May 18, 12:32PM PDT | 0 comments


stop biting my nails (read all 2 entries…)
These are my real nails. 7 months ago

Awesome.

Apr 03, 01:54AM PDT | 0 comments


pierce my nose
Untitled 7 months ago

My mom was the one who suggested it like 2 years ago. I did it myself though today to save us the $50.

Mar 15, 12:35PM PDT | 0 comments


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