Kaley

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4vST6_clnA

Pablo Francisco puts it into better words.

I’ve been talking to/”seeing” this guy for about two and a half months and I’ve lost count the hundreds of dollars he’s spent on me and given to me.

http://www.crobar.com/

I’ve wanted my tongue pierced since I was like, 12, so I’ve been waiting over 5 years for this shit! I was gonna wait until my 18th birthday, but I just got my paycheck and it was like $395! I worked hard for that money too! (I attend beauty school full time, 9-5, then I work 5:30-11; a 16 hour day). Im 17, 18 in two months. A girl in my cosmetology class loaned me her ID and I went and got it done Saturday night (5/16/09) as a reward to myself for all my hard work! It cost $50.

Awesome.

My mom was the one who suggested it like 2 years ago. I did it myself though today to save us the $50.

Oh, how I would love to spend a night (or two) with Zac Efron. Hahaha, but really, he’s pretty much the only celebrity I find attractive nowadays.

Other hotties: Brad Pitt in “Fight Club”, Johnny Depp in “Blow”, James Franco in “Pineapple Express”, Jared Leto in “Requiem for a Dream”, and Michael Pitt in “Last Days” (but that’s only because I think Kurt Cobain was dead sexy when he was alive). Also, Michael J. Fox in “Back to the Future” (which happens to be one of my favorite movies of all time). Marty McSUPERfly ;)

Got it for x-mas, a very generous gift from my mother.

My face is too ugly.

I ate a half an eighth and my friend Wesley and I sat in my bathroom looking in the mirror for 4 hours talking about how perfect and awesome we were. Also, my towels started breathing. It was pretty cool, if I ever get the chance to do them again I’m going to eat a full eighth. We watched the episode of South Park where Kenny gets addicted to cat piss, so while we were tripping “Takin’ a Ride” kept playing in our heads. It was a blast. I recommend them to everyone!

But I could never do this until after I quit the team. Figures!

I could teach a class on it.

Once two years ago (that one cost $70), and once today (only $55)! It definitely didn’t hurt as bad as I remember, but it still hurt. However, I love the feeling of nice, soft, clean smoothness. I would put up some before and after pictures, but I don’t really want that on the internet.

Oh yeah, and at the place I went to this time, they had me flip over so they could do my butt too, so just keep in mind that your waxer might do that. And if you feel weird having a stranger look at your junk, don’t be embarrassed. These people wax coochies and booties for a living.

worst pain I’ve ever felt in my life! yet so worth it. I have barbells.

It’s been over 4 months since I got them, and they have healed pretty well. They still get crusty on the sides of the barbells and they smell really horrible when I change the jewelry. But they are really cute, and they make me feel sexy when I’m topless. I don’t think I’ll ever remove them. Yup, I’ll be the only lady in the nursing home with pierced nips.

Driving the kids to soccer practice? Yep, that would be me.
But, now I don’t have to rely on others to drive me everywhere. :)

Me and my ex-boyfriend Draco were in a relationship for over 2 and a half years. Reaching one year was a major accomplishment for me, my relationships before I met him lasted like, a month…

I finally got it today. Now I’m freeeeeeeee and independent!

I drove myself to the tanning place later on and it felt so weird, like I was in a dream. I’m so happy I finally did this.

I changed my goal from “get my high school diploma” to “get my GED” because if I pass the test within the next month or so I can register for college next semester and I won’t have to wait.

I’ve been on it for over two years. First it was Estrostep, then Yaz, now Yasmin. Aside from the fact that I can’t get knocked up, I have very little breakouts and NO CRAMPS when I get my “period”. I think every woman should take it even if they’re not sexually active. Unless they smoke cigarettes, but that’s gross, so yeah…

That is when I got them off. It would have been sooner but I didn’t get them on till I was a freshman in high school because my teeth weren’t really that messed up, but I had an overbite and some crookedness on the bottom. They are perfecter than perfect now!