Brett Jones




I'm doing 5 things
 

Brett Jones's Life List

  1. 1. meet emo girls
    1 entry
    15 people
  2. 2. have more sex
    1 entry
    1,000 people
  3. 3. Kick more ass
    1 entry
    13 people
  4. 4. get ass
    1 person
  5. 5. get some ass
    1 entry
    6 people

How I did it
How to play guitar
It took me
8 months
It made me
Fucking GOOD


How to play in a death metal band
It took me
3 years
It made me
Ambitious with music


Recent entries
get some ass
Untitled 8 months ago

I need some at the moment..



Kick more ass
Untitled 8 months ago

I NEED to kick more ass. Definately. I hate seeing these rude little kids talking to people like they own shit. I should be ripping their chili rings apart with my big-ass foot.



have more sex
Untitled 8 months ago

I had sex once. It was with one of my band’s groupies, and it was BRUTAL, like our death metal music! That was a while ago though. I’ve been craving it again, but I kinda lock up when talking to women.



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