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J-Dog, SpamX. or simply Tartanian Tartus




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J-Dog, SpamX. or simply Tartanian Tartus's Life List

  1. 1. Resist the seductive pull of dullness and conformity!
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  2. 2. Turn my yard into a child's paradise. No, I am not Michael Jackson. Quit asking.
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  3. 3. be nice to people when it's easier to be mean
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  4. 4. meet johnny depp and manage to speak a full coherent sentence, and not slobber on his hand or anything gross like that.
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  5. 5. Learn how to dance like James Brown.
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  6. 6. Go to random concerts for local groups I've never heard of.
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  7. 7. get paid to write really, exceedingly, painfuly cheesy puns.
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  8. 8. Own all the Titus episodes. . . . God, that was one funny show!
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  9. 9. get deeply involved in the capoeira community.
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  10. 10. Play a song in a public crowded place and get everyone singing and dancing!
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  11. 11. Never stop learning
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  12. 12. pick a lock
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  13. 13. go sailing
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  14. 14. floss daily
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  15. 15. learn how to sew and make my own clothes
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  16. 16. travel all my life
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  17. 17. leave notes in library books
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  18. 18. learn portuguese
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  19. 19. have a better relationship with food
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  20. 20. listen more
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  21. 21. learn to play the berimbau
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  22. 22. Learn more about music.
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  23. 23. learn not to interrupt or finish sentences for people
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  24. 24. watch the sun set from my roof.
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  25. 25. grow beautiful things.
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  26. 26. eat healthy foods most of the time
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  27. 27. use up all the body lotion I own before i buy more
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  28. 28. thank my friends and family for being so forbearing.
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  29. 29. Visit all 26 states in Brazil + Federal Distict
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  30. 30. Daily: Have a good laugh at least 1x (Happiness Manifesto Declaration #8)
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  31. 31. go to a shooting range
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  32. 32. practice pronoia
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  33. 33. make a list of the 43 books I most love, and post it here, so that those who say they want to "read more books" can have 1 readers thoughtful ideas on where to start
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  34. 34. stop buying unnecessary things
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  35. 35. be a beautiful person, not have a beautiful face/body/house. . .
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  36. 36. write a thank you note
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  37. 37. see "Sweeney Todd - Demon Barber of Fleet Street"
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  38. 38. make baked goods to give for Christmas
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  39. 39. go shopping for house stuff
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  40. 40. become ambidextrous
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  41. 41. spend an entire summer in a tent on a farm somewhere
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Recent entries
get paid to write really, exceedingly, painfuly cheesy puns. (read all 4 entries…)
Bad Jokes are Hard to Come By! 5 months ago

One day three guys were driving in the middle of nowhere when their car broke down.
They got out and looked around at their surroundings.
Finally, the first guy says, “I’m gonna go look for some food.”
The other two guys say, “Why?”.
“So we can eat of course.” says the first guy.
Once the first guy comes back the second guy says, “I’m going to go get some water”.
“Why” asked the other two.
“So we can drink it if we get thirsty of course”.
Once the second guy gets back the third guy goes and tears off the car door.
“Whats that for?” asked the other two.
“In case we get hot we can roll down the window.”

Yeah, its not as good as the previous two, but. . . . seriously, corny jokes these days just aren’t up to par!

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steal a street sign
Bring a hammer and a wrench! 5 months ago

This is a lot harder than it sounds (and massively illegal) but worth it~ my friends and I would always steal three or four, and then we’d all have matching ones. The best signs to steal are the Caution, Children Playing and Speed Hump and then you mount them above your bed. Great for many a laughs.

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see "Sweeney Todd - Demon Barber of Fleet Street"
Buwhahahahaha! 7 months ago

God, I love this man. Nuff said.

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