I'm doing 43 things
Time to up the stakes!!!
2 years ago
I can totally top this dude!!!
Mr. Wonderment's Life List
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1. have sex with a midget
1 entry12 people -
2. Make a plaster cast of my crank.
1 entry . 3 cheers1 person -
3. Go to Wall Drug
1 entry . 1 cheer1 person -
4. Meet Joe Rogan
2 people -
5. Pick up a Chilean hooker
1 entry1 person -
6. Get a nosebleed
5 people -
7. Paddle a canoe down the entire Mississippi River
1 person -
8. Reveal myself to someone
1 entry1 person -
9. Go to a "furry" convention
1 entry4 people -
10. Be on TV
1 entry426 people -
11. Say "baby daddy" 100 times in 1 minute
1 entry1 person -
12. صور سكس
1 entry155 people -
13. Call people on the carpet when they type breath, but meant breathe
1 cheer1 person -
14. get a great haircut
1 entry47 people -
15. suck dick
183 people -
16. Learn to play the tuba
1 entry1 person -
17. Enlist candidates into the "SuperCoolGuy Finishing School...."
2 entries1 person -
18. Blow my own horn
1 entry1 person -
19. Join the American Association for Nude Recreation.
1 entry . 1 cheer1 person -
20. Make people raise an eyebrow at me
1 entry1 person -
21. Get the hell off this God forsaken rock
1 cheer1 person -
22. Perform an astounding feat
2 entries1 person -
23. Run naked through a public fountain
2 cheers1 person -
24. blow my way out of a speeding ticket
1 cheer1 person -
25. learn glassblowing
1 cheer109 people -
26. see a volcano
2 cheers110 people -
27. become a cage fighter
1 entry . 2 cheers3 people -
28. improve my self-discipline
1 cheer15 people -
29. go sailing
650 people -
30. have sex with a jelly doughnut
2 entries . 2 cheers2 people -
31. belly dance
1 cheer239 people -
32. Ride a barrel over Niagra
1 cheer1 person -
33. TiVo the entire Full House series
2 entries1 person -
34. Lay in a tub of uncooked chicken breasts
2 cheers1 person -
35. Get my book published
1 cheer138 people -
36. Form a boy band
2 cheers2 people -
37. Actually see a human pancreas
1 person -
38. Carpe Peni
1 cheer1 person -
39. Invent a sex toy
1 entry . 2 cheers1 person -
40. Eat 50 different bugs
3 entries1 person -
41. Photograph pretty ears
2 entries . 4 cheers2 people -
42. Ride a Honda Spree to Cancun, Mexico
1 person -
43. masturbate less
1 entry . 1 cheer39 people
Recent entries
So I figured I’d at least post the link that I’m using as a checklist toward achieving this goal.
I’d say I’m pretty well on my way toward completing this one. That show’s on pretty much 24-7 w/ cable or satellite service.
Who's with me!?
3 years ago
It’s been an obsession since I was a kid watching “Fantasy Island.” You could toss a midget all over the place! Put em’ in your lap and spin them around… the possibilities are ENDLESS!
