Tameezo

Not many people know about or understand this problem. It’s kind of like an addiction, though. You want to stop really, really badly, but you can’t. Well, you can, and I have—for the most part, but I still struggle with the urge. It’s like an alcoholic. You gotta stay outta bars, Man. Me, I need to stay away from mirrors.

We can do it Funkychicken!

I seem to remember that it happened about 10 years ago for all of 5 minutes. It was an awesome experience, and I highly recommend it to everyone.

For some reason, I’m 38, and this goal has thus far eluded me in my lifetime. I was divorced 8 years ago, and still haven’t found the right guy. I do think I’m finally ready for a healthy relationship, though, because I know who I am, and I know what I’m looking for in a mate. Wish me luck! (I have a first date tomorrow night with someone who seems nice.)