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21 months ago
Pre-ordered… Now just to wait and wait and wait…
| 1. |
stop being lazy
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1,517 people |
| 2. |
Own a penguin
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229 people |
| 3. |
stop procrastinating
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26,967 people |
| 4. |
learn telekinesis
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1,129 people |
| 5. |
live forever
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764 people |
| 6. |
yell "Fire!" in a crowded theatre
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19 people |
| 7. |
yell "theatre" in a crowded fire
1 cheer |
6 people |
| 8. |
Have an underground lair
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428 people |
| 9. |
Get a ferret
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116 people |
| 10. |
Visit Alaska
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707 people |
| 11. |
become a superhero
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171 people |
| 12. |
be less tired
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60 people |
| 13. |
get colored contact lenses
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16 people |
| 14. |
Read my Bible more
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545 people |
| 15. |
get married
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18,618 people |
| 16. |
invent something
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1,302 people |
| 17. |
Go cow tipping
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88 people |
| 18. |
bungee jump from a hot-air-balloon
1 cheer |
1 person |
| 19. |
get rid of my scars
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123 people |
| 20. |
live without the internet
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28 people |
| 21. |
win at the internet
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15 people |
| 22. |
Own a pin-ball machine
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16 people |
| 23. |
stop staying up late on the internet
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25 people |
| 24. |
find the name to a song i only know the lyrics to
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3,448 people |
| 25. |
Learn Dvorak
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189 people |
| 26. |
See a moose
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54 people |
| 27. |
eat mor chikin
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4 people |
| 28. |
change the alphabet
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2 people |
| 29. |
figure out what i want to do with my life
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3,553 people |
| 30. |
Learn to DJ
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532 people |
| 31. |
Spend less time fooling around on the net and more time actually working
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5,504 people |
| 32. |
Beatbox
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44 people |
| 33. |
get another ear piercing
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43 people |
Hey, you need to know how to drive stick if you are going to own a sports car some day!
I got two in the left helix, and everyone who can get over the fact that “conservative me got it done” likes it. Why can’t we conservative males do this without people freaking out?