ThePlaidRanger

ThePlaidRanger's Life List

2. 1.

   Do more things than Joel 1 cheer

   2 people

3. 2.

   live vicariously through Joel

   1 person

4. 3.

   see

   47 people

5. 4.

   write a song about keyboards, clowns, and murderous presidents with telepathic sock puppets 1 cheer

   2 people

6. 5.

   be less spontaneous

   8 people

7. 6.

   sing a song of sixpence 1 cheer

   2 people

8. 7.

   get to 43 things

   11 people

9. 8.

   finish my hebrew homework

   1 person

10. 9.

    own all the colors 1 cheer

    1 person

11. 10.

    quit having abstract thoughts

    1 person

12. 11.

    jingle my toes as I slowly jog down the boardwalk, bowling over the penniless beggar monkeys whose wretched existence reminds me of my own tortured past as a sidewalk musician in Kalamazoo, where I played trumpet and harmonica simultaneously 3 cheers

    1 person

13. 12.

    murder the Bloodhound Gang 1 cheer

    1 person

14. 13.

    grind a roll of Smarties into a fine dust, which I will then snort to obtain a colorific high unlike any ever seen by those pitiful crack users 2 cheers

    1 person

15. 14.

    skip to class in the morning while the world explodes around me in a plethora of beautiful sonic explosions caused by the collision of multiple strings of space-time after a comet strikes the pope 1 cheer

    5 people

16. 15.

    purchase guam

    3 people

17. 16.

    witness the end of IE 1 cheer

    740 people

18. 17.

    take a brisk walk into a raging firestorm, and come out the other side purified 2 cheers

    3 people

19. 18.

    I want to dress up like a pirate, hijack a galleon, and board cruise ships without permission. I won't steal anything -- just make the passengers drink rum and wake up wondering if the night before really happened... 5 cheers

    319 people

20. 19.

    paint with all the colors of the wind

    1 person

21. 20.

    Sing a song

    47 people

22. 21.

    Be Anglican

    1 person

23. 22.

    be a monster

    3 people

24. 23.

    learn to eat a hot dog with my eyes open 1 cheer

    1 person

25. 24.

    dance like there is no tomorrow 1 cheer

    3 people

26. 25.

    quickly split an infinitive 2 cheers

    2 people

27. 26.

    dollars

    1 person

28. 27.

    run through the halls of my high school, while Joel screams at the top of his lungs

    1 person

29. 28.

    beat a mouse to death with licorice 2 cheers

    1 person

30. 29.

    eat, eat, eat apples and bananas 1 cheer

    4 people

31. 30.

    have Joel's demon love child 1 cheer

    1 person

32. 31.

    ride my bike

    271 people

33. 32.

    fight for civil lefts 2 cheers

    6 people

34. 33.

    get habitually drunk on the intoxicating vapours of brotherly love 1 cheer

    1 person

35. 34.

    cause the apocalypse by accident; preferably one involving some sort of unique confectionary concoction and a menagerie of animals 2 cheers

    10 people

36. 35.

    find someone foreign to eat with food

    2 people

37. 36.

    Read the Bible 2 cheers

    3,227 people