3-30 Left your cellphone at the apt, had to go back to get it
3-11 Somehow managed to lose your lecture notes taken at the Cleveland seminar.
3-4 Left a wallet on the bench at Sam’s Club (your wallet needs to be tucked away immediately, leaving it out is recipe for disaster)
3-1 You left your wallet at home, got all the way to Costco before you realized it was left at home
2-12 You forgot to leave your key in a place it could be used (cleaning apt).
I can’t get any of the claims that are more than a year old, but now that the Southern Medicare address change is finally done; Railroad was able to jump on board.
I submitted three claims four days ago. We shall see where it goes.
Two characters stranded in the desert, “I’d call for my horse, but he has no name.”
Fat cop walks into a bathroom, “damn, only six rolls of toilet paper left.”
Extra terrestrial pokes his head out of the spaceship, “et calls to phone home, and he’s not here.”
Main character earthling picks up the laser blast, “Will somebody please help me get this garbage disposal off my arm?”