SurlyAardvark

is moving, slowly but surely, on some of these goals...



I'm doing 36 things
 

SurlyAardvark's Life List

  1. 1. find consistency of tone and the scales on my musical saw
    2 cheers
    1 person
  2. 2. learn to ride, and then own, a motorcycle.
    6 entries . 4 cheers
    1 person
  3. 3. Work as a wandering storyteller at Silver Dollar City (a Branson, MO, theme park)
    2 entries . 3 cheers
    1 person
  4. 4. learn to freemount a giraffe unicycle
    2 cheers
    1 person
  5. 5. Commute twice (and then regularly) to work on my unicycle
    5 entries . 24 cheers
    1 person
  6. 6. juggle a sustained five ball cascade
    7 cheers
    2 people
  7. 7. write letters to the software companies that make the games I love, detailing the specific aspects and touches that I enjoyed especially
    4 entries . 2 cheers
    1 person
  8. 8. finish my adolescent spy novel, "Wun," and get it published
    1 entry . 16 cheers
    1 person
  9. 9. design and build a front porch on my house
    8 cheers
    1 person
  10. 10. skydive
    8 cheers
    11,414 people
  11. 11. learn finger-style guitar
    1 entry . 5 cheers
    5 people
  12. 12. shave my head and grow my beard long
    6 cheers
    1 person
  13. 13. take my family on a houseboat vacation
    7 cheers
    1 person
  14. 14. be able to identify ten constellations by sight
    5 cheers
    1 person
  15. 15. get a kilt from Utilikilt (utilikilt.com) and wear it to teach in.
    2 entries . 5 cheers
    2 people
  16. 16. ride my unicycle in a kilt (how bizarre would THAT look?)
    4 cheers
    1 person
  17. 17. establish an art-welding/metal sculpture business
    7 cheers
    2 people
  18. 18. work as a short order cook for a summer
    2 entries . 6 cheers
    1 person
  19. 19. attract more bats to my property
    5 entries . 5 cheers
    1 person
  20. 20. eat only when hungry and stop when pleasantly full, thus divorcing myself from my greed for food
    4 entries . 4 cheers
    1 person
  21. 21. design and build (have built) a prairie style home into which my bride and I can retire one day
    5 cheers
    1 person
  22. 22. write and get published a book detailing my method of teaching vocabulary through storytelling
    6 cheers
    1 person
  23. 23. encourage a cure for alopecia areata (which my little girl, Melly, has)
    1 entry . 3 cheers
    1 person
  24. 24. Stop slinking through life
    10 cheers
    1 person
  25. 25. ride my giraffe unicycle in a parade while playing a banjo and wearing a sign that says, "Don't vote for me!"
    4 entries . 3 cheers
    1 person
  26. 26. participate in a pie fight
    2 entries . 7 cheers
    2 people
  27. 27. play the role of Tevye in a production of "Fiddler on the Roof"
    3 cheers
    1 person
  28. 28. establish a weekly night out for my bride and me to enjoy each other's company away from home.
    4 cheers
    1 person
  29. 29. learn to play the Iron & Wine version of "Such Great Heights" to sing to my excellent bride
    6 cheers
    1 person
  30. 30. live in daily obedience to God, because He cares for me so.
    2 cheers
    1 person
  31. 31. complete a three mile loop near my house in under 40 minutes.
    2 entries . 2 cheers
    1 person
  32. 32. throw a Molotov Cocktail
    1 entry . 1 cheer
    9 people
  33. 33. get all the achievements in SOME Xbox360 game, thus "completing" the game.
    1 entry
    1 person
  34. 34. Make incremental changes. No more overzealous good intentions that result in early failure.
    4 cheers
    2 people
  35. 35. play my musical saw for Nipher's Variety Show
    1 entry . 1 cheer
    1 person
  36. 36. Own one good shotgun, one good rifle and a good handgun.
    1 person

How I did it
How to get a tattoo of this aardvark
It took me
5 years
It made me
Very pleased


Recent entries
finish my adolescent spy novel, "Wun," and get it published
First and second

Chapters are complete
Third is underway
Joined writer’s group to help craft and edit
Progress is no longer stalled
Huzzah!



deflate to 260 lbs. (read all 3 entries…)
263

And dropping…
Gonna meet this goal by my birthday!



deflate to 260 lbs. (read all 3 entries…)
3 years later?!

I’m on my way down, slowly but surely. Won’t be long now…



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