I'm doing 41 things
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3 years ago
Was in one car crash… we went through a fence and into a ditch. The adrenaline was great but the whiplash sucked. Plus my mates car looked cool all smashed up.
Wouldn’t want to be in a serious car crash though.
Vampkin's Life List
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1. get skinny and pretty
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2. get hair extensions
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3. Get a tattoo
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4. Learn to cook
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5. Take dancing lessons
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6. bake more
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7. be a model
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8. become first aid certified
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9. make more friends
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10. not be jealous of people
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11. hold a fruitbat
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12. learn to use chopsticks
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13. own more shoes
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14. Beat my depression
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15. learn how to play chess
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16. get vampire fangs
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17. Get saline breast implants
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18. Trace my family tree
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19. learn how to swim well
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20. star in a broadway play
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21. SKY DIVE OR PARASAIL !!
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22. become famous
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23. speak German fluently
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24. crash a car
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25. Learn Japanese
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26. Visit Tokyo
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27. Own a Pitbull
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28. write a novel
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29. Find a religion that will fit my beliefs
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30. travel the world
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31. be a millionaire
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32. win an oscar
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33. have my own action figure
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34. eat a panda
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35. kill my father
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36. Meet a Vampire
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37. stay young forever
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38. Be a good mother one day
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39. accept that I am not perfect
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40. be a burlesque dancer
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41. grow a penis
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How I did it
It made me
Pleased. 
How I did it: Befriending geeks and being pushy. I am now a voice in a computer game, which I believe counts as being the voice of a cartoon character as the characters are animated. I have an extremely geeky friend who makes them and I bullied him into allowing me to voice a furry cat lady and some other female characters. Read how I did it…
Recent entries
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3 years ago
I was raised vegetarian (have been for 17 years) and now everyone assumes I’m a tree hugging, animal saving, carrot eating hippy. Screw that, just because I won’t eat the decaying corpse of another creature does not mean I am prancing through the medows with the fluffy bunnies.
If you want to be vegetarian go for it but expect alot of abuse for it. I just stayed one because it seems more natural to me… I have nothing against people that do eat meat.
Go veggies! (vegans are dumb though)
