Violisms

Ignore my lack of accents, this computer sucks.
But yes, I have learned french to a strong degree, no where near native fluency of course, but enough to carry on any conversation and survive in France. The hardest thing to do was learn the grammar structure; it’s so different!
I learned from, in my opinion, the greatest person I could have;
the french instructor of Duke University, a native of France.
C’est une langue qui est entoure de beaucoup d’histoires et mysteres, mais, Francais et mon langue favorit parce qu’il est tres, tres belle. Au Revoir!

1. I hate teenagers; they have terrible grammar.
2. I hate those who are completely zealous to their political party.
3. I hate homophobia.
4. I hate violins.
5. I hate the trumpet.
6. I hate bad formatting.
7. I hate when people get my order incorrect.
8. I hate not being served at a restaurant for 20 minutes.
9. I hate every ABBA song other than Dancing Queen. Dancing Queen is the shit.
10. I hate parallel structure.
11. I hate double negatives.
12. I hate when airplanes take off.
13. I hate having to manually type these numbers.
14. I hate being so lazy.
15. Je deteste quand les peuple insistes du parles dans un autre langue.
16. I hate when people ignore you.
17. I hate when birds divebomb me.
18. I hate the mall.
19. I hate teenagers at the mall.
20. I hate oversleeping. I love oversleeping.
21. I hate not showering at least once a day.
22. I hate running out of shampoo.
23. I hate how blowing raspberries sounds.
24. I hate little children.(0-7)
25. I hate older children.(8-13)
26. I hate adolescents.(14-19)
27. I hate adults.(20-44)
I love old people.
28. I hate dropping stitches when knitting.
29. I hate history.
30. I hate when beds squeak.
31. I hate the misuse of the word “Arbitrary”.
32. I hate when people don’t pronounce things correctly.
33. I hate being corrected. I love to correct. Isn’t that everyone?
34. I hate thinking of things to hate.
35. I hate not washing my hair at least 3 times in the shower.
36. I hate how no one will care about my hates.
37. I hate that I was not a prodigy, nor very precocious.
38. I hate having to choke on the “R”s in French.
39. I hate Mexican food.
40. I hate people who love, LOVE, football.
41. I hate football. Soccer is awesome. Tennis too. As is golf.
42. I HATE watching golf.
43. I hate when things break.