I'm doing 31 things
Wet Water Ministries
RR1 Box 921
Lawton, PA 18828-7715
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WETWATER's Life List
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1. Stop creeping Fascism in America
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2. Live to see the Republican Party disband
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3. Bring back REAL poetry
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4. Make "Age of Reason" required reading
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5. marginalize Christianity
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6. Be the new lead singer for the Doors
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7. PARTY NAKED!
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8. be naked outdoors in every state
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9. Legalize women going topless & make it customary
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10. convert women to nudism
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11. have a lot of different women to cuddle with
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12. Popularize extremely short haircuts for women
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13. shave a woman's head
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14. Fly under my own power
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15. visit Proxima Centauri
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16. master psychokinesis
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17. rule the world!
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18. go back in time and kill John Calvin
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19. switch bodies with a woman for a day
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20. see what breast milk tastes like
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21. make sweet sweet love to Charlize Theron
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22. Reverse bungee jump
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23. Become a Breatharian
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24. get a buzz cut
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25. Compute, to the last decimal, the value of Pi
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26. Bring back "My Mother the Car"
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27. Sing "O Canada" before an NHL game
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28. Become a Celebrity, enter a Celebrity Lookalike Contest, and LOSE!
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29. Have Whoopi Goldberg overhear me refer to her as "Goldie Hawn"
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30. Sleep in Zero G
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31. Get one million people to mail me a one dollar bill
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Recent entries
If not bald, then how about an inch and a half all over?
I used to be all about long hair for women, but over time I started to appreciate short hair more and more. At first I resisted it. “NO, I like long hair!” I told myself. But I eventually came to realize that I prefer short hair now. I’ve seen some really cute pixie cuts on women, and I love pixie cuts almost as much as buzz cuts on women.
I’ve seen several videos of long-haired women getting pixied, and they look SO much cuter with the short hair!
But I want a sexy (preferably naked) woman to do the honors of clipping it all off. Then maybe I can clip HER! His ‘n’ hers buzz cuts.
It just bothers me that any woman would look better with no hair than I would.
But it would be an exciting experience, and very liberating, and I think I’d enjoy being free from hair.
And the beard will go, too. I think buzzed men need to be clean-shaven. I’d like the woman to shave me clean, too.
