I'm doing 34 things
I can replace Jim Morrison vocally, but without Ray Manzarek, there IS no Doors. He was the unsung genius of the group.
WETWATER's Life List
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1. Stop creeping Fascism in America
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2. Live to see the Republican Party disband
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3. Bring back REAL poetry
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4. Make "Age of Reason" required reading
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5. marginalize Christianity
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6. Be the new lead singer for the Doors
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7. PARTY NAKED!
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8. be naked outdoors in every state
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9. Legalize women going topless & make it customary
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10. convert women to nudism
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11. have a lot of different women to cuddle with
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12. Popularize extremely short haircuts for women
3 entries . 11 cheers3 people -
13. shave a woman's head
2 entries . 11 cheers32 people -
14. Fly under my own power
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15. visit Proxima Centauri
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16. master psychokinesis
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17. rule the world!
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18. go back in time and kill John Calvin
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19. switch bodies with a woman for a day
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20. see what breast milk tastes like
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21. make sweet sweet love to Charlize Theron
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22. Reverse bungee jump
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23. Become a Breatharian
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24. Compute, to the last decimal, the value of Pi
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25. Bring back "My Mother the Car"
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26. Sleep in Zero G
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27. Give Ted Nugent the Crew Cut he so desperately needs
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28. Spread Space Music for those who are ready
1 entry . 1 cheer1 person -
29. Have Whoopi Goldberg overhear me refer to her as "Goldie Hawn"
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30. Become a Celebrity, enter a Celebrity Lookalike Contest, and LOSE!
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31. Get one million people to mail me a one dollar bill
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32. Have a girlfriend with a Buzz Cut
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33. Meet someone named Polly, and ask if she wants a cracker.
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34. Sing "O Canada" before an NHL game
10 cheers1 person
Recent entries
During the recent electoral season, Republican pundits (I use the term loosely) like Laura Ingraham said that if the Republican party cannot win the election in this environment, they should fold up their tent and go home. Excellent idea.
The Republican Party can no longer win a national election. They are a small tent and getting smaller. How can they win when they alienate Blacks, Hispanics, Asians, and single women? There are not enough angry white men to win with. They did win the White Vote, but did so while alienating 20% from the start. That’s the percentage of Americans who have no religion. They’re mostly White. And the GOP is so in the tank for Christianity that they write off this growing segment of the electorate.
Their future is not bright. That means America’s is!
