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XOXOXO

XOXOXO's Life List

2. 1.

   learn the Periodic Table by heart 10 cheers

   5 people

3. 2.

   leaves notes of discouragement in public places for strangers to read 4 cheers

   1 person

4. 3.

   donate my 15 minutes of fame to someone who wants it more, then wholly take advantage of any wealth they might procure 2 cheers

   1 person

5. 4.

   have several meaningful divorces 1 cheer

   1 person

6. 5.

   show up to a night club wearing a costume 4 cheers

   1 person

7. 6.

   revise enemies list, make up with any adversaries I have failed to vanquish thus far 1 cheer

   1 person

8. 7.

   volunteer for a dangerous mission 4 cheers

   3 people

9. 8.

   mean what I say and be mean when I say it 4 cheers

   1 person

10. 9.

    build a mini assault course in my front yard 4 cheers

    1 person

11. 10.

    dig at the end of a rainbow 4 cheers

    1 person

12. 11.

    become immortal 2 cheers

    99 people

13. 12.

    live off charity 1 cheer

    1 person

14. 13.

    win an award, trophy, or prize exerting the least possible effort 3 cheers

    1 person

15. 14.

    acquire a hard-ass nickname 10 cheers

    1 person

16. 15.

    become proficient in the art of bullshitting 9 cheers

    18 people

17. 16.

    Lie more, but do it better 7 cheers

    7 people

18. 17.

    head a posse 3 cheers

    1 person

19. 18.

    seduce someone way out of my league 16 cheers

    5 people

20. 19.

    expand my social network so that I have more people to ignore when I have a bad day 3 cheers

    1 person