65- Perfect jeans
66- My swanky van
67- My twins at preschool (2 1/2 free hours for me)
68- freshly dyed hair
69- Watching the same dumb movies over and over
70- My kids’ cute buttocks in their underwear
71- My Daughter’s very serious “explaining face”
Xtie76's Life List
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1. identify 100 things that piss me off
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2. develop a daily morning routine
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3. get a tummy tuck and boob job
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4. discover more good music
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5. go to a spa
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6. see Tom Waits perform live
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7. learn to wolf whistle
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8. stop wasting time on the internet
1 cheer300 people -
9. buy pretty underwear
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10. Learn to weld
2 cheers427 people -
11. keep my car clean
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12. spend a week without my computer
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13. Own a pin-ball machine
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14. Send a postcard to Postsecret
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15. identify 100 things that make me happy.
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16. support local businesses
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17. whiten my teeth
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18. master cleanse
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19. change my earrings every day
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20. wash my sheets more
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21. play paintball
1 entry . 2 cheers319 people -
22. watch Spinal Tap
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23. read more to my kids
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24. become a more skilled longboarder
1 entry . 3 cheers9 people -
25. exercise 5 days a week
2 entries . 5 cheers106 people -
26. clean up my house and keep it clean
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27. be a better mom
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28. read more
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29. take more pictures
7 cheers14,328 people -
30. make a 3 tiered cake
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31. stop biting my nails
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32. take my kids on vacation
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33. Go to the ballet
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34. laugh more
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35. meet new people
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36. visit my grandparents
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37. write a children's book
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38. go to college
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39. pose nude
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40. Buy a House
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41. lose 30 pounds
2 entries . 7 cheers5,160 people
50. shaving: I hate to shave! Don’t get me wrong, aside from a couple of deadhead years in high school, I keep all my shaveables neatly manicured. I just really hate doing it for some reason. Laser hair removal would rock my world.
51. pigs: It never fails to amaze me how loudly some people eat. For the love of god and all that’s holy, eat with your mouth closed. And when you get to the end of your drink just accept it. Don’t slurp drips up your straw to alert your waitress that you need a refill. Just ask!!
52. 10 items or less: I would die a happy girl if I ever saw a cashier ringing up someones grocieries, stop at their 10 items and make them take the rest of their crap back to the end of the line. Maybe I’ll get a job at the local grocery store so I can do this for a day. Learn to count, retards!!
53. Popped collars: Hey guys, you know that crease on your collared shirt? It was never meant to be straightened. Ever! Girls laugh at you. And the girls who don’t laugh at you are the girls that the rest of us laugh at. As Grandmaster Flash once said “Ddddon’t ddddddo it bbbbbaby!”
I have made zero progress on this one. I’ll try to be conscious of it and before I know it my hands are shoved in my mouth clear up to my elbow. Ok, maybe I’m exaggerating just a bit.
Quitting smoking was easier because if you didn’t buy any cigarettes then there was none to smoke. Unless I fall victim to a bizarre gardening accident, I won’t be getting rid of my fingers any time soon.
Maybe having written this entry will keep it fresh on my mind.
I want to have pretty girlie nails that I can paint rediculous shades of pink!
