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YayItsKristen

YayItsKristen's Life List

2. 1.

   unravel the worlds largest ball of yarn!

   1 person

3. 2.

   build a robot to make me dinner...and tie my shoes!

   1 person

4. 3.

   go back in time and meet Carnie Wilson when she was in Wilson Phillips(and didn't have her stomach stapled, and wore floral/flannel babydoll dresses as was the fashionin the early 90s)!

   2 people

5. 4.

   learn how to tie my shoes...but only if my robot plan fails!

   1 person

6. 5.

   have Mr. T be my father! 2 cheers

   1 person

7. 6.

   have a penis for a day so that I can finally, successfully pee standing up!

   2 people

8. 7.

   have John Stamos' hair (scalp him!)...because its beautiful and I'm jealous!

   1 person

9. 8.

   ride a HoverRound scooter to the Grand Canyon, just like in the commercial!

   1 person

10. 9.

    be a cop for a day just so that I can turn on my siren whenever I feel like running a redlight!

    1 person

11. 10.

    ride a pteradactle!

    1 person

12. 11.

    make (and eat!) the world's biggest cookie!

    1 person

13. 12.

    live in a house that is made entirely of chocolate! 3 cheers

    1 person

14. 13.

    be Canadian for a week so that I can say "eh" alot and spell things wrong(i.e.: "colour")! 1 cheer

    3 people

15. 14.

    found "national gravy day"and constitute that on this day, you must put gravy on everything you eat, or else you will be deported!

    1 person

16. 15.

    eat the moon, since it is made out of cheese! 1 cheer

    2 people

17. 16.

    teach myself how to grow facial hair so that I can join the circus as the bearded lady!

    1 person

18. 17.

    be blind, deaf, and mute for a day!

    3 people

19. 18.

    have a siamese twin and see what happens when one of us misses the train...and the other one makes it!

    1 person

20. 19.

    ride around the world in a hot air balloon!

    1 person

21. 20.

    Make it illegal to say "ATM machine". 2 cheers

    1 person

22. 21.

    be a cop for a day again, so that I can arrest every single person who says "ATM machine"!

    1 person

23. 22.

    deep fry something that clearly shouldn't be deep fried (like an aborted fetus)and see who I can trick into eating it! 2 cheers

    1 person

24. 23.

    travel to the ledge of the world (because it's flat) and spit off of it!

    1 person

25. 24.

    get a job at Krispy Kreme so that I can actually ride the donut conveyor belt and cover my entire body in the hot!fresh!now! glaze. 2 cheers

    1 person

26. 25.

    have a tapeworm so that when I work at Krispy Kreme and eat all of the mistakes and the leftover glaze, I won't gain weight! 1 cheer

    1 person

27. 26.

    go back in time and invent the internet!

    1 person

28. 27.

    see how long I can get away with living in 24 hour Super Wal-Mart!

    1 person

29. 28.

    see how long I can get away with living in the McDonald's playground! 2 cheers

    1 person

30. 29.

    marry a pirate who will bring me lots of booty, and will take me on his quests of plunder and pillage and rape, and who has a peg leg(because I've always wanted to do a guy with a peg leg)! 1 cheer

    1 person

31. 30.

    get Ana Nicole's portrait tattooed on my ass!

    1 person

32. 31.

    shrink about eleven inches so that I can fit into children's footie pajamas!

    1 person

33. 32.

    Okay, this is a crazy concept, but I want to capture a wild zebra, tame him, and train him to race!

    1 person

34. 33.

    then I want to make a movie about said zebra and call it...are you ready?..."Stripes"! 2 entries

    1 person