freshman in high school…
awkward and trying to look cool…
i see a megga hot guy in my math class…
a long blue hair, confident, rock star of a guy…
too bad he is the king of the rock scean…
so i stare at him all semester…
and write about how badly i just wanted to talk to him in my journal…
patience is a virtue…
7 years pass by…
but i still ask friends about him…
had anyone seen him? do they know what he is doing…
the rock star had got his own place…
joined the army…
got shipped to kuwait then iraq for a few years…
came back, having gone through all this…
he remembers me, and finds me on myspace…
little did i know…
that the rock star was shy…
and had stared at me in high school as well…
i had grown balls over the years…
and asked him out for coffee…
a year later…
we are still very much in love…
sometimes i still can’t believe it…
Jul 31, 2008, 09:30AM PDT | 1 comment
i tried having a threesome with my ex and this girl i had been messing around with…
it was supposed to be my birthday present…
so i should have been the one getting all the loving right?
nope… i was the one left out…
the cab ride to her house was crazy…
then when we got to her house i went to the bathroom to freshen up…
when i came back they were having sex…
i thought it would get better…
but i was feeling neglected…
i don’t think it helped that they were both drunk…(i was sober)
and the fact that he was saying my name while fucking her…did he think he was doing me?
moral of this story… threesomes can be amazing…
as long as you have ground rules…
and your all not more than tipsy…
2nd times a charm i guess…
i think i’m going to try and all female threesome…
Jul 24, 2008, 10:42AM PDT | 2 cheers | 2 comments
i go out to party with my best friend…
our rules are:
– no sexual anything with guys we don’t know
– pee from a distance in those gross bathrooms
– 2 drinks max (we go out to dance)
in the spirit of girl-power-guys-suck-for-cheating we stick together
neither of us has had any sexual contact for just about 6 months, yet her std test came up possitive for and std…
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?
now we are extra paranoid…
Nov 11, 2007, 01:31AM PST | 1 comment
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