Well, after two or three days of unexpected blank pages, I wondered if we were gone for good and I’ve been trying not to reach the angry they-don’t-give-a-fuck conclusion that the Robots had pulled the plug on us permanently with no read-only time for mourning. But my fears wer unfounded. Hooray!
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How I did it: Um, I got on a bus and went to the Turkish baths? Oh FFS, there's nothing more to it, why do I have to write more? OK, I put a bottle of water, a towel and my swimming costume in a bag, got dressed and went to the Turkish baths. Is that enough? Read how I did it…
How I did it: I spotted an article about the Atheist Bus on the Guardian website, hopped on over to their JustGiving page and donated. The Atheist Bus Campaign is a response to the aggressively marketed Alpha Course, a hardcore "introduction to Christianity" course which has been advertising on buses and bus shelters in the UK for a couple of years now, without really expressly spelling out in their ads what it's all about. The British Humanist Associa… Read how I did it…
How I did it: How did I do it? I spent ages lovingly baking a really yummy cake, and just as I was about to put it in the bag to take to my friends' house, the tin pinged out of my hands and the cake went flying down the stairs, covering the carpet in frosting and cake pieces and rendering it inedible and cat hairy (although I still ate a bit just to torture myself with how good it would have been), that's how I did it. Jesus. I think I may well be the… Read how I did it…
Some people are reporting issues but everything looks dandy from where I’m sitting. Apart from the fact that I have to go to bed and I really fear this may all be gone in the morning. Hawk received word that the 19th was supposed to be the day, so we’re already running on borrowed time.
I’ve left one cheer uncheered. I like the idea of one hanging on. It’s kind of like the Egyptian being buried with their possessions to use in the next life.
In case we’re frozen in the morning, it’s been a fucking lovely nine years spent with you. Have amazing lives and those of you who are in touch, stay in touch.
..those stolen by the Cheery Fairy not withstanding, to The Warrior Queen & The Jellied Eel, who has always been one of my biggest cheerers and champions. Thanks WQ, you’re ace!
I never intended to come back here. Who would have thought I would have passed another cheer milestone. I’m glad though.