The only states I have left to see are Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Kansas, Alabama, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alaska, and Hawaii.
The lamest state by far is Nebraska. It is flat and brown and there is nothing to see. Except the Platte River and that looks like if you spill a glass of water on a table and it just spreads out and stays still. No contours or hills or valleys, nothing for it to move around, it’s pretty stagnant.
A close second for lamest state is Iowa. It just barely beats Nebraska because it at least has a hill.
