Alex Superstar

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i love building tiny cities and exploded them.

one word – n00dz

completely disgusting and intolerable two thumbs down

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haha what

Dissociative disorders & drugs can create mad-rad out-of-body experiences. Eventually you won’t be able to tell what’s real and what’s not and you could be living in a state of eternal superstar suspension forever!

I believe that a cat show would be the ultimate in excitement for a date, maybe even a first date. If a guy could appreciate the irony of a cat show AND truly appreciate how pretty/ugly the cats are AND be able to poke subtle fun at the cat ladies right in front of them while being able to distinguish me with my kitten obsession from the cat ladies (obvious difference guys) then it would definitely be the sexiest date I’ve ever been on, we would probably come back home and watch ET porn.

not as hard as you might think.

hi, i’m alex superstar, and i take every opportunity i can get.

skype.com has international men of all flavahs looking for love in all the wrong places. why, i was offered a large supply of hi-fi peruvian cocaine by a crack addict named carlos once who obviously misunderstood my request for money in exchange for hot late-night conversation by microphone. once i was offered 500$ after i told a man from scotland i would parade him around my neighborhood in my little pony underwear. REAL MEN will offer YOU webcams, digital cameras, sextoys, plane tickets, and possibly money.

work it ladies!