Contra is my mantra.
4 years ago
I haven’t seen this game in many years but thanks to modern marvels beyond my intellect, my buddy Apple and I have had access to it on two occasions. And what have we done with that opportunity? Well, we’ve tried our hardest to get past Base 1, but we always die first. It’s a shame, but we look forward to making slow, delicious progress.
That laser gun is still fucking awesome.



