I hate everything srs
6 months ago
Im fat and ugly and useless.
| 1. |
Not commit suicide.
1 entry |
41 people |
| 2. |
pity this busy monster, manunkind.
3 entries . 2 cheers |
1 person |
| 3. |
Lose enough weight to not hate myself anymore.
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1 person |
| 4. |
make obscure jokes about movies people have never seen and then laugh.
1 entry |
1 person |
| 5. |
Meet Gene Wilder.
1 cheer |
5 people |
| 6. |
play 'Rocket Man' on a piano mounted atop a limo in New York rush hour.
5 cheers |
1 person |
| 7. |
be brillant at breakfast.
1 entry |
1 person |
| 8. |
Build an acoustic guitar
1 entry . 1 cheer |
19 people |
| 9. |
continue saving the world one brilliant idea at a time
4 cheers |
1 person |
| 10. |
get and learn to play a theremin
2 cheers |
2 people |
| 11. |
acheive the Last Dragon.
2 entries |
1 person |
| 12. |
leave some toast around; it amuses people
1 entry |
4 people |
| 13. |
be a flight attendant
1 entry |
73 people |
| 14. |
learn to sing all the verses to some pirate songs
1 entry |
2 people |
| 15. |
become fluent in German
1 cheer |
347 people |
| 16. |
be a commercial pilot
1 entry . 3 cheers |
7 people |
| 17. |
make rupees fall out of a bush with my sword
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1 person |
| 18. |
42
1 cheer |
21 people |
| 19. |
acheive TOTAL VICTORY
1 entry |
1 person |
| 20. |
write messages on sugar packets in restaurants
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29 people |
everyone who made it to round two was impressive.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJmCem8qbTE