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4 years ago
So three weeks ago I was hanging out with this guy and he couldn’t get his soda can open. As he was trying to get the tab up, he said, “I don’t have any fingernails.” And though I wanted to help him, I was forced to reply with a simple, “Neither do I.” And so, since that night, I have not once bitten my fingernails. Yeah, so that’s my cool-jazz story. peace.
