Nate Berg

oh well

i can play goodnight ladies ok and taps perfectly…getting there slowly

doing the open mic thing…did a 10 minute set in a bar parking lot last night and the 18 strangers liked it… one broad told me i sucked…i told her she would know…

soft full lips…it was warm, and wet…very very nice…a lip biter…all good and a nice end to a date

drunken bar madness… she said she wanted to kiss me…it was nice.. she purred…and grabbed my ass

relaxing in the short term i have down…i can read, write in my book,long term i’m still a nervous wreck

lovely….she was wearing carmex….long red hair…it was hot…she bit my lower lip

someday this one winds up in the i give up file…she hates me for things not my fault, beyond my control…i will try to make up for what is my fault…tht and hope she finds help, peace and happiness

their mother decided to ditch the mediation that we went through….wants to go to court…i had the kids and was stressed to the max after this gem of a conversation…The thought that courts could take these kids from me scares me and breaks my heart… the 3.5 days a week i have them now feels like too little…regardless of all that ..we had fun…we laughed, played my little ponies…jumped in a sandbox…fought a tickle monster..cudled my little guy till he passed out..I didn’t lose my temper..i didn’t go cry…I was a good dad today…and thats enough..

no one has a kangaroo… i have been told i can fight an emu, monkey and wrestle a goat..i have no desire to do any

A woman who i met thats going through a brutal divorce…i tried

Don’t let it bring you down
It’s only castles burning
Find someone who’s turning
And you will come around

ten years younger then me…cute…pretty eyes…horrible kiss…way too stiff….maybe she will loosen up…

so i’m making out with this psychiatrist and i’m thinking about all the reasons that in the long term this is going to be a bad idea. Shes going to be in my head, anyalzing my ever move, looking at me like work, she will soon realize i’m nuts…then i think why not get some free therapy…we are already on the couch and were both naked and vulnerable

so i’m making out with this psychiatrist and i’m thinking about all the reasons that in the long term this is going to be a bad idea. Shes going to be in my head, anyalzing my ever move, looking at me like work, she will soon realize i’m nuts…then i think why not get some free therapy…we are already on the couch and were both naked and vulnerable…

its so funny its going in the stand up routine

so the doc gives me valiums…i eat them…no sleepy…bullshit..what is wrong with me?

so the doc gives me valiums…i eat them…no sleepy…bullshit..what is wrong with me?

on the free compressed air machine that says “free air”...i wrote…air is already free…giving it away in compressed form is the selling point

i would do this today.. i let all my facebook freinds know.. but no leads.. the best response i got was someone has a pissy emu…someone here help me..i could travel a little…i’m in ny

i write all the time…who knew it would be so raw? glad this has begun…

i plyed the intro to heart of gold today… after a few dozen attempts i got it down…as long as i can play along with neil i am good to go