Nate Berg

is slowly losing his mind



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make my ex wife forget she hates me (read all 2 entries…)
i ve decided i don't care

oh well



learn to play the harmonica (read all 3 entries…)
been practicing

i can play goodnight ladies ok and taps perfectly…getting there slowly



do stand up comedy (read all 2 entries…)
dec 7th i will be in mannhattan

doing the open mic thing…did a 10 minute set in a bar parking lot last night and the 18 strangers liked it… one broad told me i sucked…i told her she would know…



kiss 50 girls in one year (read all 4 entries…)
a biker chick...

soft full lips…it was warm, and wet…very very nice…a lip biter…all good and a nice end to a date



kiss 50 girls in one year (read all 4 entries…)
3 down 47 to go

drunken bar madness… she said she wanted to kiss me…it was nice.. she purred…and grabbed my ass



learn to relax
being sick has forced me to sit still

relaxing in the short term i have down…i can read, write in my book,long term i’m still a nervous wreck



kiss 50 girls in one year (read all 4 entries…)
and then there was two

lovely….she was wearing carmex….long red hair…it was hot…she bit my lower lip



make my ex wife forget she hates me (read all 2 entries…)
my guess

someday this one winds up in the i give up file…she hates me for things not my fault, beyond my control…i will try to make up for what is my fault…tht and hope she finds help, peace and happiness



be a good father (read all 3 entries…)
today was good

their mother decided to ditch the mediation that we went through….wants to go to court…i had the kids and was stressed to the max after this gem of a conversation…The thought that courts could take these kids from me scares me and breaks my heart… the 3.5 days a week i have them now feels like too little…regardless of all that ..we had fun…we laughed, played my little ponies…jumped in a sandbox…fought a tickle monster..cudled my little guy till he passed out..I didn’t lose my temper..i didn’t go cry…I was a good dad today…and thats enough..



fight a kangaroo (read all 2 entries…)
still looking and asking around

no one has a kangaroo… i have been told i can fight an emu, monkey and wrestle a goat..i have no desire to do any



solve someones problem with a neil young lyric
tried and failed

A woman who i met thats going through a brutal divorce…i tried

Don’t let it bring you down
It’s only castles burning
Find someone who’s turning
And you will come around



kiss 50 girls in one year (read all 4 entries…)
one down

ten years younger then me…cute…pretty eyes…horrible kiss…way too stiff….maybe she will loosen up…



do stand up comedy (read all 2 entries…)
new stuff

so i’m making out with this psychiatrist and i’m thinking about all the reasons that in the long term this is going to be a bad idea. Shes going to be in my head, anyalzing my ever move, looking at me like work, she will soon realize i’m nuts…then i think why not get some free therapy…we are already on the couch and were both naked and vulnerable



Keep a journal (read all 2 entries…)
wrote new stuff

so i’m making out with this psychiatrist and i’m thinking about all the reasons that in the long term this is going to be a bad idea. Shes going to be in my head, anyalzing my ever move, looking at me like work, she will soon realize i’m nuts…then i think why not get some free therapy…we are already on the couch and were both naked and vulnerable…

its so funny its going in the stand up routine



Improve my sleeping habits (read all 2 entries…)
ugggg

so the doc gives me valiums…i eat them…no sleepy…bullshit..what is wrong with me?



Improve my sleeping habits (read all 2 entries…)
ugggg

so the doc gives me valiums…i eat them…no sleepy…bullshit..what is wrong with me?



carry post-it notes so I can leave random comments wherever I go
todays note

on the free compressed air machine that says “free air”...i wrote…air is already free…giving it away in compressed form is the selling point



fight a kangaroo (read all 2 entries…)
Where the hell am I going to find a kangaroo?

i would do this today.. i let all my facebook freinds know.. but no leads.. the best response i got was someone has a pissy emu…someone here help me..i could travel a little…i’m in ny



Keep a journal (read all 2 entries…)
wow

i write all the time…who knew it would be so raw? glad this has begun…



learn to play the harmonica (read all 3 entries…)
yes

i plyed the intro to heart of gold today… after a few dozen attempts i got it down…as long as i can play along with neil i am good to go



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