We have absolutely no food in my house. We have eggs. Eggs. So today when I was starving and pissed off at the world I stormed to the fridge and pulled out two of the eggs. I broke them both with one hand. The first one’s yolk broke but the second was perfect. Woot!
Then I had to eat the two eggs. God, I don’t like eggs.
beautiful_lie's Life List
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1. ride a motorcycle with a cute guy
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2. sing loud and out of key
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3. go up to a stranger and pretend to know them
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4. find a four leaf clover
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5. kiss a guy in the rain
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6. go to the top of the eiffel tower
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7. make a loaf of bread without a bread machine
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8. spend a whole day at the movie theatre
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9. give a guy a bouquet of flowers
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10. run through a corn field
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11. start a fire without matches
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12. pitch a tent on my own
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13. meet someone scottish
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14. sing at a karaoke bar
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15. paint dasies on a big red rubber ball
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16. Read Gone With The Wind
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17. talk as Jared Leto would
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18. learn to play the bagpipes
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19. collect 100 pez dispensers
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20. sing to a sales person
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21. create my own cookie recipe
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22. read The Lord of the Rings
1 entry137 people -
23. write a poem
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24. quit quitting
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25. learn to drive a motorcycle
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26. make pancakes as good as Dennys
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27. go to a rave
1 cheer439 people
Recent entries
The two eggs.
2 weeks ago
I recently...
4 weeks ago
was walking on a cross walk past an attractive man on a motorcycle. I’m very dissapointed in myself for not hopping on the back. Although he could have been some psychotic killer. But hey, at least I would have died with one less goal on my list.
"You man. It's you!"
5 months ago
I think it would be extremely creepy to find someone gorgeous and then pretend you used to date.
“Uh… so yeah. We had some good times. We should get back together.”
I know of a cute cashier I could do that to.
