beautiful_lie

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break an egg with one hand (read all 2 entries…)
The two eggs. 2 weeks ago

We have absolutely no food in my house. We have eggs. Eggs. So today when I was starving and pissed off at the world I stormed to the fridge and pulled out two of the eggs. I broke them both with one hand. The first one’s yolk broke but the second was perfect. Woot!
Then I had to eat the two eggs. God, I don’t like eggs.


ride a motorcycle with a cute guy (read all 2 entries…)
I recently... 4 weeks ago

was walking on a cross walk past an attractive man on a motorcycle. I’m very dissapointed in myself for not hopping on the back. Although he could have been some psychotic killer. But hey, at least I would have died with one less goal on my list.


go up to a stranger and pretend to know them
"You man. It's you!" 5 months ago

I think it would be extremely creepy to find someone gorgeous and then pretend you used to date.
“Uh… so yeah. We had some good times. We should get back together.”
I know of a cute cashier I could do that to.


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