I'm doing 40 things
After night with friends, I get on train in my city and not know where it go. It go far, and I forced to sleep in station in cold! Not recommended
Boris Ivanovich Smirnov's Life List
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1. Shag Skamperdans
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2. Explain to people why they need to be beaten BEFORE beating them
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3. Learn to love myself and several others at the same time
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4. Write a book so funny that someone physcially pees into pants
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5. Divide myself in two and send the second guy off to work
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6. Eliminate the borders
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7. Go back in time and take embarrassing photos of Stalin in the bath
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8. Visit Moldova
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9. Learn kung fu and get revenge on the people who killed my father
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10. Have 'flag photo as sexy' option on 43things
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11. Whack someone around the head with $100 bills
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12. Kick David Spade in nuts
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13. Be the executive director of my pants
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14. Stop complaining and whining and writing crap on a list and actually do stuff
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15. find cheaper prostitutes
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16. cry
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17. Figure out why people keep posting pictures of only half of their faces or of strange icons
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18. Move Venus closer to Uranus
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19. Beat the crap out of people
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20. Beat up the hippies, man
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21. Shag hot Asian-Canadians
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22. Investigate the dark side of the force
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23. watch every episode of Doctor Who in order
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24. Be in charge of a controlled burn, and try not to kill anyone this time
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25. join Mysterious Sexy Brunette Club
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26. Stop freezing
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27. Have my own Hoegaardens
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28. Democratize my ant farm
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29. Drink less water
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30. Make the weather behave itself
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31. Find oil well under my house
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32. try not to beat my wife on Sundays as much
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33. Travel to Vulcan and meet those pointy eared people and shag the hot female ones.
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34. Invite arrogant people to live in Siberia for a year
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35. Teach my dog Russian
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36. Work hard every day and night and suceed until I am old and wrinkley and dead
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37. steal more turnips from my neighbors' garden
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38. frack a cylon
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39. Learn the english more good
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40. Learn to be as boring as everyone else so I will be accepted
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My ancestery is very mixed. Someone in past, was French ancestor. It is the only way to explain this desire I have.
