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Boris Ivanovich Smirnov

Boris Ivanovich Smirnov's Life List

1. 1.

   Beat the crap out of people 1 entry . 6 cheers

   2 people

2. 2.

   steal more turnips from my neighbors' garden 2 entries . 8 cheers

   1 person

3. 3.

   try not to beat my wife on Sundays as much 10 cheers

   1 person

4. 4.

   find cheaper prostitutes 14 cheers

   4 people

5. 5.

   Stop complaining and whining and writing crap on a list and actually do stuff 8 cheers

   2 people

6. 6.

   cry 10 cheers

   291 people

7. 7.

   Work hard every day and night and suceed until I am old and wrinkley and dead 1 entry . 5 cheers

   1 person

8. 8.

   Be the executive director of my pants 12 cheers

   5 people

9. 9.

   Learn kung fu and get revenge on the people who killed my father 1 entry . 6 cheers

   3 people

10. 10.

    Travel to Vulcan and meet those pointy eared people and shag the hot female ones. 5 cheers

    2 people

11. 11.

    Divide myself in two and send the second guy off to work 18 cheers

    1 person

12. 12.

    Make the weather behave itself 4 cheers

    1 person

13. 13.

    Be in charge of a controlled burn, and try not to kill anyone this time 1 entry . 3 cheers

    1 person

14. 14.

    Visit Moldova 4 cheers

    2 people

15. 15.

    Learn to be as boring as everyone else so I will be accepted 9 cheers

    1 person

16. 16.

    Kick David Spade in nuts 1 entry . 8 cheers

    1 person

17. 17.

    Democratize my ant farm 1 entry . 3 cheers

    3 people

18. 18.

    Move Venus closer to Uranus 1 entry . 3 cheers

    1 person

19. 19.

    Write a book so funny that someone physcially pees into pants 13 cheers

    1 person

20. 20.

    Beat up the hippies, man 1 entry . 5 cheers

    1 person

21. 21.

    Shag Skamperdans 1 cheer

    1 person

22. 22.

    Eliminate the borders 1 entry . 4 cheers

    1 person

23. 23.

    Go back in time and take embarrassing photos of Stalin in the bath 5 cheers

    3 people

24. 24.

    Learn to love myself and several others at the same time 3 cheers

    2 people

25. 25.

    Drink less water 1 entry . 1 cheer

    5 people

26. 26.

    Teach my dog Russian 1 entry . 4 cheers

    2 people

27. 27.

    Figure out why people keep posting pictures of only half of their faces or of strange icons 7 cheers

    1 person

28. 28.

    Have my own Hoegaardens 1 entry . 2 cheers

    1 person

29. 29.

    Investigate the dark side of the force 1 entry . 3 cheers

    1 person

30. 30.

    Invite arrogant people to live in Siberia for a year 1 entry . 6 cheers

    1 person

31. 31.

    Explain to people why they need to be beaten BEFORE beating them 8 cheers

    1 person

32. 32.

    Have 'flag photo as sexy' option on 43things 1 entry . 4 cheers

    1 person

33. 33.

    Whack someone around the head with $100 bills 1 entry . 2 cheers

    1 person

34. 34.

    Stop freezing 1 entry

    1 person

35. 35.

    join Mysterious Sexy Brunette Club 1 entry . 1 cheer

    50 people

36. 36.

    Find oil well under my house 2 cheers

    1 person

37. 37.

    Learn the english more good 1 entry . 2 cheers

    1 person

38. 38.

    watch every episode of Doctor Who in order 1 cheer

    32 people

39. 39.

    frack a cylon 1 cheer

    11 people

40. 40.

    Shag hot Asian-Canadians 1 cheer

    1 person