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Boris Ivanovich Smirnov

Boris Ivanovich Smirnov's Life List

2. 1.

   Shag Skamperdans 1 cheer

   1 person

3. 2.

   Drink less water 1 entry . 1 cheer

   4 people

4. 3.

   Move Venus closer to Uranus 1 entry . 3 cheers

   1 person

5. 4.

   Democratize my ant farm 1 entry . 3 cheers

   3 people

6. 5.

   Whack someone around the head with $100 bills 1 entry . 2 cheers

   1 person

7. 6.

   Have my own Hoegaardens 1 entry . 2 cheers

   1 person

8. 7.

   Stop freezing 1 entry

   2 people

9. 8.

   join Mysterious Sexy Brunette Club 1 entry . 1 cheer

   50 people

10. 9.

    Go back in time and take embarrassing photos of Stalin in the bath 5 cheers

    3 people

11. 10.

    Be the executive director of my pants 12 cheers

    5 people

12. 11.

    Be in charge of a controlled burn, and try not to kill anyone this time 1 entry . 3 cheers

    1 person

13. 12.

    watch every episode of Doctor Who in order 1 cheer

    43 people

14. 13.

    Investigate the dark side of the force 1 entry . 3 cheers

    1 person

15. 14.

    Visit Moldova 4 cheers

    1 person

16. 15.

    find cheaper prostitutes 14 cheers

    5 people

17. 16.

    Eliminate the borders 1 entry . 4 cheers

    1 person

18. 17.

    Have 'flag photo as sexy' option on 43things 1 entry . 4 cheers

    1 person

19. 18.

    Stop complaining and whining and writing crap on a list and actually do stuff 8 cheers

    2 people

20. 19.

    Make the weather behave itself 4 cheers

    1 person

21. 20.

    Find oil well under my house 2 cheers

    1 person

22. 21.

    Learn the english more good 1 entry . 2 cheers

    1 person

23. 22.

    frack a cylon 1 cheer

    11 people

24. 23.

    steal more turnips from my neighbors' garden 2 entries . 8 cheers

    1 person

25. 24.

    Work hard every day and night and suceed until I am old and wrinkley and dead 1 entry . 5 cheers

    1 person

26. 25.

    Teach my dog Russian 1 entry . 4 cheers

    2 people

27. 26.

    Learn to be as boring as everyone else so I will be accepted 9 cheers

    1 person

28. 27.

    Beat the crap out of people 1 entry . 6 cheers

    2 people

29. 28.

    Invite arrogant people to live in Siberia for a year 1 entry . 6 cheers

    1 person

30. 29.

    Travel to Vulcan and meet those pointy eared people and shag the hot female ones. 5 cheers

    2 people

31. 30.

    try not to beat my wife on Sundays as much 10 cheers

    1 person

32. 31.

    Shag hot Asian-Canadians 1 cheer

    1 person

33. 32.

    Figure out why people keep posting pictures of only half of their faces or of strange icons 7 cheers

    1 person

34. 33.

    Write a book so funny that someone physcially pees into pants 13 cheers

    1 person

35. 34.

    Learn to love myself and several others at the same time 3 cheers

    2 people

36. 35.

    cry 7 cheers

    314 people

37. 36.

    Beat up the hippies, man 1 entry . 4 cheers

    1 person

38. 37.

    Explain to people why they need to be beaten BEFORE beating them 8 cheers

    1 person

39. 38.

    Divide myself in two and send the second guy off to work 18 cheers

    1 person

40. 39.

    Learn kung fu and get revenge on the people who killed my father 1 entry . 5 cheers

    3 people

41. 40.

    Kick David Spade in nuts 1 entry . 6 cheers

    1 person