bostezar

bostezar's Life List

2. 1.

   light a beard on fire

   1 person

3. 2.

   sit on a bench

   1 person

4. 3.

   trick someone into thinking they are insane 2 cheers

   1 person

5. 4.

   take my parents to San Sebastian

   1 person

6. 5.

   keep bees

   109 people

7. 6.

   use "thee" and "Thine" in conversation

   1 person

8. 7.

   amaze the world with my coolness

   1 person

9. 8.

   resurrect poetry 1 cheer

   1 person

10. 9.

    fall in love

    24,516 people

11. 10.

    design jewelry

    37 people

12. 11.

    catalogue the tombstone sculpture of Paris

    1 person

13. 12.

    raise daughters

    1 person

14. 13.

    deprive a hippy of patchouli

    1 person

15. 14.

    infiltrate the hippy camp and spy on them

    1 person

16. 15.

    give a hippy a necktie and see what they do with it

    1 person

17. 16.

    steal a djembe while the hippy isn't looking 1 cheer

    1 person

18. 17.

    liberate Garden Gnomes 1 cheer

    3 people

19. 18.

    join the Mexican Perforation

    3 people

20. 19.

    live in Moulin Rouge

    1 person

21. 20.

    wear turquoise on every finger

    1 person

22. 21.

    glue a lobster on a phone 2 cheers

    1 person

23. 22.

    trick a hippy 1 cheer

    1 person

24. 23.

    abolish the media

    3 people

25. 24.

    maintain my urban family

    1 person

26. 25.

    read ALL of Dorothy Sayers' books 2 cheers

    1 person

27. 26.

    learn Kubla Khan by heart. 1 cheer

    1 person

28. 27.

    get married

    18,709 people

29. 28.

    see Modest Mouse in concert 1 cheer

    6 people

30. 29.

    Go to graduate school, get a masters degree

    10 people

31. 30.

    live in Moab, Utah 1 cheer

    4 people

32. 31.

    meet Donald Miller 1 cheer

    4 people

33. 32.

    live in Portland

    65 people

34. 33.

    teach dana's baby spanish

    1 person

35. 34.

    find boyfriends for my single friends

    1 person

36. 35.

    destroy the internet

    8 people

37. 36.

    reform the stupid public education system

    1 person

38. 37.

    find a new fossil

    1 person

39. 38.

    paint a car with goldfish scales

    1 person

40. 39.

    not watch TV for 1 year 1 cheer

    1 person

41. 40.

    meet Gabriel Garcia Marquez 1 cheer

    8 people

42. 41.

    inherit the moon 1 cheer

    1 person

43. 42.

    be a shepherdess 1 cheer

    3 people

44. 43.

    write a book

    26,244 people