does anyone have his number? i wanna get on this
champdriverschool's Life List
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1. go to university
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2. play bass
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3. backpack through Thailand
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4. visit jack kerouac's grave
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5. master the slow cooker
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6. learn french
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7. go back in time and warn myself to never watch "the mummy 3"
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8. learn morse code
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9. get huge muscles
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10. get some sweet tattoos
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11. start an anarchist crustpunk/sludge band
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12. seduce a woman with poetry
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13. learn to tango
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14. become a connoisseur of the finest teas
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15. fuck the world
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16. make mead
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17. beat someone up
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18. piss all over harry j. anslinger's grave
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19. watch all six rocky movies in a row
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20. deactivate my facebook
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21. smoke weed with george w bush
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22. devour vegetables i have grown with my own two hands
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23. make an unruly comic book
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24. check into a mental hospital and come out a-ok
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25. live on a farm
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26. have sex on acid
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27. pet an elephant
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28. live in inuvik during the 30 days of night with no way of keeping track of time
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29. drink ayahuasca
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30. make a sweet movie
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31. spray paint a train
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32. have a tea party
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33. reach the fourth plateau
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34. become an amateur mycologist
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35. record a black metal album in the forest
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36. smoke so much weed i die
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37. get a pet emu
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How I did it: i stuck out my thumb and waited for people to pick me up. the first guy was like, really old and sad. the first thing he said was "i don't usually pick up hitchhikers...but my wife just died..." real bummer, that guy but he was also very nice. second ride was from two people my age and very awesome. drove a vw van with a stove in it and stuff. good times!! my third ride was this cute girl who lived on the exact street i was going to! CRAZ… Read how I did it…
How I did it: i stopped putting animals in my mouf. you just stop buying animal products. and then saying no to people forcing their meat on you. and then you will be like "guys, i love eating vegetables because i am a vegetarian and that rules!!!". animals will think you rule too because you stopped eating them. i knew i was a vegetarian for real when i entered a fridge with 20 pounds of cooked bacon at work that was all available for me to eat and … Read how I did it…
How I did it: it turns out all you have to do is buy better beans. and maybe a bettercoffee maker. who knew??? i still like it with cream better but, guys, i sip that black coffee and dig it. i may make a funny face like i do sipping scotch but it's all good Read how I did it…
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but please, please, please
i promise to be good to whichever cosmic force who allows me to do this
do me this one favour
please
