Jessica




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Jessica's Life List

  1. 1. move to Canada
    519 people
  2. 2. Go skydiving
    6,594 people
  3. 3. grow dreadlocks
    87 people
  4. 4. run over a clown... repeatedly
    5 people
  5. 5. spend the night in a haunted house
    244 people
  6. 6. To live instead of exist
    10,895 people
  7. 7. Pass College Algebra
    21 people
  8. 8. shoot a gun
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    350 people
  9. 9. get my degree
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    456 people
  10. 10. run with the bulls in Pamplona
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    292 people
  11. 11. Lose weight
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    36,405 people
  12. 12. anthropology
    9 people
  13. 13. learn a foreign language
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    1,129 people
  14. 14. bake cookies for the world
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    2 people
  15. 15. Deal with my depression
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    23 people
  16. 16. Visit London, England
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    55 people
  17. 17. Visit the Galapagos Islands
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    218 people
  18. 18. use less toilet paper
    1 entry
    5 people
  19. 19. collect all of Audrey Hepburn's movies
    2 people
  20. 20. stop wasting time
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    3,561 people
  21. 21. save the world
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    1,357 people
  22. 22. hack someone's computer and surprise them by remotely opening their CD tray
    1,438 people
  23. 23. follow my dreams
    289 people
  24. 24. Join the Peace Corps
    2,393 people
  25. 25. become a social worker
    167 people
  26. 26. buy a diesel car and convert it to run on used vegetable oil
    66 people
  27. 27. write and publish a novel
    249 people
  28. 28. set foot on every continent
    105 people
  29. 29. visit all 50 states
    7,156 people
  30. 30. Visit Egypt
    896 people
  31. 31. live on a houseboat
    99 people
  32. 32. believe
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    194 people
  33. 33. find meaning in life
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    52 people
  34. 34. say 'hi' to at least one stranger each day
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    228 people
  35. 35. steal a garden gnome
    13 people
  36. 36. learn how to drive stick-shift
    4,462 people
  37. 37. finish my current knitting projects
    25 people
  38. 38. love myself
    4,429 people
  39. 39. Swim with dolphins
    7,370 people
  40. 40. Write more often
    449 people
Recent entries
use less toilet paper
Untitled 3 years ago

I have noticed that I go through a lot of toilet paper because I am always having to get a new roll out from under the sink and replace the empty one.
Anyway, I wish I could use less toilet paper but I don’t want urine dripping down my leg! and I want to make sure my ass is as clean as I can get it.
I have noticed that if you use baby wipes you get cleaner and don’t need so much TP.
and plus you get that nice and fresh, recently bathed baby tingle all over your bum



fuck on cocaine
Untitled 3 years ago

dude, the best sex I’ve ever had.



stop cutting myself
Untitled 3 years ago

I’ve found that scars that don’t go away at first eventually fade as the years go by.
I started cutting when I was 11, I’m now 21 and I’ve just recently finally stopped… it’s been a good 6 months or so. I was doing pretty well before then but occasionally relapsed.
so anyway, most of the scars from 5 years ago are very faint and you can’t see them unless you’re in bright lighting. however I have some deep ones from when I was 17 that look like shit
and a few from just a year or two ago that haven’t had time to heal very much yet.
hopefully if I never cut again eventually my arms/thighs will be alright to show in public. I wear tanktops anyway but because I don’t care that much what people think about it and
I live in texas and it’s too fucking hot to wear long sleeves in the spring, let alone in the summer. occasionally people ask, and I lie, when the lie is obviously fake, life goes on.
it’s none of their damned business anyway.
It would be nice for them to shut up, and for that reason I am self-conscious about them, but what can you do, right?
you can’t undo the past.



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