I'm doing 40 things
I have noticed that I go through a lot of toilet paper because I am always having to get a new roll out from under the sink and replace the empty one.
Anyway, I wish I could use less toilet paper but I don’t want urine dripping down my leg! and I want to make sure my ass is as clean as I can get it.
I have noticed that if you use baby wipes you get cleaner and don’t need so much TP.
and plus you get that nice and fresh, recently bathed baby tingle all over your bum
Jessica's Life List
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1. Lose weight
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2. say 'hi' to at least one stranger each day
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3. learn how to drive stick-shift
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4. finish my current knitting projects
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5. run with the bulls in Pamplona
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6. love myself
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7. Swim with dolphins
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8. live on a houseboat
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9. Visit Egypt
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10. Visit the Galapagos Islands
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11. use less toilet paper
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12. collect all of Audrey Hepburn's movies
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13. Go skydiving
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14. grow dreadlocks
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15. run over a clown... repeatedly
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16. spend the night in a haunted house
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17. To live instead of exist
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18. Pass College Algebra
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19. steal a garden gnome
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20. hack someone's computer and surprise them by remotely opening their CD tray
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21. follow my dreams
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22. move to Canada
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23. Write more often
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24. get my degree
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25. learn a foreign language
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26. Deal with my depression
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27. find meaning in life
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28. stop wasting time
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29. save the world
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30. believe
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31. anthropology
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32. Join the Peace Corps
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33. become a social worker
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34. buy a diesel car and convert it to run on used vegetable oil
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35. write and publish a novel
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36. set foot on every continent
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37. visit all 50 states
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38. shoot a gun
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39. Visit London, England
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40. bake cookies for the world
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Recent entries
I’ve found that scars that don’t go away at first eventually fade as the years go by.
I started cutting when I was 11, I’m now 21 and I’ve just recently finally stopped… it’s been a good 6 months or so. I was doing pretty well before then but occasionally relapsed.
so anyway, most of the scars from 5 years ago are very faint and you can’t see them unless you’re in bright lighting. however I have some deep ones from when I was 17 that look like shit
and a few from just a year or two ago that haven’t had time to heal very much yet.
hopefully if I never cut again eventually my arms/thighs will be alright to show in public. I wear tanktops anyway but because I don’t care that much what people think about it and
I live in texas and it’s too fucking hot to wear long sleeves in the spring, let alone in the summer. occasionally people ask, and I lie, when the lie is obviously fake, life goes on.
it’s none of their damned business anyway.
It would be nice for them to shut up, and for that reason I am self-conscious about them, but what can you do, right?
you can’t undo the past.
