Jessica




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Jessica's Life List

  1. 1. move to Canada
    504 people
  2. 2. visit all 50 states
    6,888 people
  3. 3. set foot on every continent
    97 people
  4. 4. write and publish a novel
    233 people
  5. 5. buy a diesel car and convert it to run on used vegetable oil
    63 people
  6. 6. become a social worker
    166 people
  7. 7. Join the Peace Corps
    2,314 people
  8. 8. follow my dreams
    284 people
  9. 9. hack someone's computer and surprise them by remotely opening their CD tray
    1,427 people
  10. 10. Visit Egypt
    856 people
  11. 11. live on a houseboat
    92 people
  12. 12. Swim with dolphins
    7,149 people
  13. 13. love myself
    4,222 people
  14. 14. finish my current knitting projects
    25 people
  15. 15. learn how to drive stick-shift
    4,422 people
  16. 16. steal a garden gnome
    12 people
  17. 17. say 'hi' to at least one stranger each day
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    229 people
  18. 18. find meaning in life
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    52 people
  19. 19. believe
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    187 people
  20. 20. save the world
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    1,333 people
  21. 21. stop wasting time
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    3,486 people
  22. 22. get my degree
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    428 people
  23. 23. shoot a gun
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    341 people
  24. 24. Pass College Algebra
    20 people
  25. 25. To live instead of exist
    10,640 people
  26. 26. spend the night in a haunted house
    236 people
  27. 27. run over a clown... repeatedly
    6 people
  28. 28. grow dreadlocks
    88 people
  29. 29. Go skydiving
    6,278 people
  30. 30. run with the bulls in Pamplona
    1 cheer
    282 people
  31. 31. Lose weight
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    35,274 people
  32. 32. collect all of Audrey Hepburn's movies
    1 person
  33. 33. use less toilet paper
    1 entry
    4 people
  34. 34. Visit the Galapagos Islands
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    205 people
  35. 35. Visit London, England
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    50 people
  36. 36. Deal with my depression
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    20 people
  37. 37. bake cookies for the world
    1 cheer
    2 people
  38. 38. learn a foreign language
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    1,096 people
  39. 39. anthropology
    9 people
  40. 40. Write more often
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    438 people
Recent entries
use less toilet paper
Untitled 3 years ago

I have noticed that I go through a lot of toilet paper because I am always having to get a new roll out from under the sink and replace the empty one.
Anyway, I wish I could use less toilet paper but I don’t want urine dripping down my leg! and I want to make sure my ass is as clean as I can get it.
I have noticed that if you use baby wipes you get cleaner and don’t need so much TP.
and plus you get that nice and fresh, recently bathed baby tingle all over your bum



fuck on cocaine
Untitled 3 years ago

dude, the best sex I’ve ever had.



stop cutting myself
Untitled 3 years ago

I’ve found that scars that don’t go away at first eventually fade as the years go by.
I started cutting when I was 11, I’m now 21 and I’ve just recently finally stopped… it’s been a good 6 months or so. I was doing pretty well before then but occasionally relapsed.
so anyway, most of the scars from 5 years ago are very faint and you can’t see them unless you’re in bright lighting. however I have some deep ones from when I was 17 that look like shit
and a few from just a year or two ago that haven’t had time to heal very much yet.
hopefully if I never cut again eventually my arms/thighs will be alright to show in public. I wear tanktops anyway but because I don’t care that much what people think about it and
I live in texas and it’s too fucking hot to wear long sleeves in the spring, let alone in the summer. occasionally people ask, and I lie, when the lie is obviously fake, life goes on.
it’s none of their damned business anyway.
It would be nice for them to shut up, and for that reason I am self-conscious about them, but what can you do, right?
you can’t undo the past.



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