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Jiggle Booty Release Dates 19 months ago

As of now, 2 of 6 books have been released to the republic (and the democrat too!) and, with the release of the third book, the name of the fifth book could be given. To find the books, look under comments for this page. Thank You and come again!

1. Jiggle Booty and the Stairs of the Church, August, 2006 (Released)

2. Jiggle Booty and the Cow and Chicken War, May, 2007 (Released)

3. Jiggle Booty and the Journey to Oven Doom Pt.1, June, 2009 (TBR)

4. Jiggle Booty and the Journey to Oven Doom Pt.2, September, 2009 (TBR)

5. Jiggle Booty Book 4, Mid 2010 (TBR)

6. Jiggle Booty Book 5, 2011 (TBR)

May 06, 2008, 03:37PM PDT | 2 comments

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Jiggle Booty: The Cow and Chicken War 2 years ago

The Adventures of
Jiggle Booty

The Cow and Chicken War

by Stephen Cecil

Act I Scene I

( King Eric's court room)

[Enter King Eric II Jiggle Booty James B Wanna Be Glow in the

Dark Monkey and Squirrel Boy]

King Eric II: Welcome to my courtroom where I am the judge, the jury,

And the testifier.

Jiggle Booty: Do you have a donut room, where I can be the donut?

King Eric II: No there is not. Your court thingy will begin right now!

Squirrel Boy: When do us defendants come on?

King Eric II: Oh I forgot I’m the defendant too! Let the Court Begin!

King Eric II versus Jiggle Booty and friends! So let me hear your story King

Eric II. Well I was attacked by these nincompoops!

[Enter Queen Marea]

Queen Marea: Those people stole my underpants!

King Eric II: What!? These people shall be sentenced to execution for

stealing the Golden Donut and Mareas underpants!

Squirrel Boy: But this was an unfair court!

King Eric II: Says who?

Squirrel Boy: The tooth fairy! and I didn’t steal no underpants!

King Eric II: Ok if you want another trial then you have to give me three

maps of the United States and all the state quarters! Then we will have your

trial in here again. Guards!

[Enter Guard1 Guard2 Guard3 Guard4 Guard5 Guard6 Guard7 Guard8

Guard9 Guard10 Guard11 Guard12 Guard13 Guard14 Guard15 Guard16

Guard17 Guard18 Guard19 Guard20 Guard21 Guard22 Guard23 Guard24

Guard25 Guard26 Guard27 Guard 28 Guard29 Guard30 Guard31 Guard32

Guard33 Guard34 Guard35 Guard36 Guard37 Guard38 Guard39 Guard40

Guard41 Guard42 Guard43 Guard44 Guard45 Guard46 Guard47 Guard48

Guard49 and Guard50]

King Eric II: Take them away!

[ Exeunt Jiggle Booty James B Wanna Be Glow in the Dark

Monkey Squirrel Boy Guard1 Guard2 Guard3 Guard4 Guard5 Guard6

Guard7 Guard8 Guard9 Guard10 Guard11 Guard12 Guard13 Guard14

Guard15 Guard16 Guard17 Guard18 Guard19 Guard20 Guard21 Guard22

Guard23 Guard24 Guard25 Guard26 Guard27 Guard 28 Guard29 Guard30

Guard31 Guard32 Guard33 Guard34 Guard35 Guard36 Guard37 Guard38

Guard39 Guard40Guard41 Guard42 Guard43 Guard44 Guard45 Guard46

Guard47 Guard48 Guard49 and Guard50]

King Eric II: Come Marea we must go to my map pad!

[Exeunt King Eric II and Queen Marea]

Act I Scene II

( A Prison Cell)

[Enter Dr. Fikkle]

Dr. Fifoofikklerrooreerawkikeminthejawbigbooboomoo:

Fools! Fools! You cannot arrest me! Do you know who I am? The greatest

idiot scientist ever! Muhawhawhawhawhaw! If you don’t let me go i’ll take

a leak and flood the whole prison!

Guard: If you did flood the prison who would rescue you?

Dr. Fifoofikklerrooreerawkikeminthejawbigbooboomoo:

uhhhh…. [thinks]........ My greatest and only invention ever! Jiggle Booty!!!

Guard: Did not he ditch you?

Dr. Fifoofikklerrooreerawkikeminthejawbigbooboomoo:

That was before! Now he will truly understand who I am!

[Enter Jiggle Booty James B Wanna Be Glow in the Dark

Monkey Squirrel Boy Guard1 Guard2 Guard3 Guard4 Guard5 Guard6

Guard7 Guard8 Guard9 Guard10 Guard11 Guard12 Guard13 Guard14

Guard15 Guard16 Guard17 Guard18 Guard19 Guard20 Guard21 Guard22

Guard23 Guard24 Guard25 Guard26 Guard27 Guard 28 Guard29 Guard30

Guard31 Guard32 Guard33 Guard34 Guard35 Guard36 Guard37 Guard38

Guard39 Guard40Guard41 Guard42 Guard43 Guard44 Guard45 Guard46

Guard47 Guard48 Guard49 and Guard50]

Squirrel Boy: Ok people you can leave now!

[Exeunt Guard1 Guard2 Guard3 Guard4 Guard5 Guard6

Guard7 Guard8 Guard9 Guard10 Guard11 Guard12 Guard13 Guard14

Guard15 Guard16 Guard17 Guard18 Guard19 Guard20 Guard21 Guard22

Guard23 Guard24 Guard25 Guard26 Guard27 Guard 28 Guard29 Guard30

Guard31 Guard32 Guard33 Guard34 Guard35 Guard36 Guard37 Guard38

Guard39 Guard40Guard41 Guard42 Guard43 Guard44 Guard45 Guard46

Guard47 Guard48 Guard49 and Guard50]

Jiggle Booty: Dr.Fifoofikkleerooreerawkikeminthejawbigbooboomoo

where have you been?

Dr. Fifoofikklerrooreerawkikeminthejawbigbooboomoo:

In here! A few hours after you guys ditched me these guards came and

arrested me for illegally peaing to long. But that doesn’t matter! Huddle! We

must think!

[Exuent]

Act I Scene III

(The Parking lot)

[Enter Captain Cheesy and his crew and army]

Captain Cheesy: There was obviously a battle here. But

with who? That is the question. Wait! [sniffs the air] Uck! Its the smell of

Marshall Megaham! Search the area! I want to test the Mayonnaise and the

clues!

Crewman: A clue A clue!

Captain Cheesy: Where? Where?

Crewman: In front of you!

Captain Cheesy: [gasps] We need our handy dandy notebook!

NickleBoy: Shut up and get me outta here!

Captain Cheesy: How dare you!

NickleBoy: I’m being squished. Can you please get me out of here?

Captain Cheesy: That is all you think about! You,Yourself

and You! Selfish! Selfish! Selfish! Ok chickens! Lift up that car!

[ 20,000 chickens go over and lift the car]

NickleBoy: Thank You.

Captain Cheesy: Selfish little Brat. Ahem! NickleBoy you have been

captured and will walk with us to king Eric IIs castle. And you will fight

with us against the cows! Do you understand!

NickleBoy: No I-

Captain Cheesy: Good! Now come along we must go and

boogity boogity boogity at the Cow Bungalow!

[Exeunt]

Act I Scene IV

(Somewhere between Earth and the Moon)

[Enter Genreal Cheesy Chicken Broth floating very slowly to Earth]

General Chicken Broth:

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Now where did that chicken go…...[screams in fear] Chicken Hawks!

[Chicken Hawks swoop down at him]

General Chicken Broth: This calls for a chicken broth gun and some

cheese in a can! [ takes out some cheese in a can and squeezes some in his

mouth and fires chicken broth at the chicken hawks] Ha ha! This cheese is

good. You are no match for the cheesy chickens!

[ A chicken hawk swoops down and grabs General Chicken Broth]

General Chicken Broth: Time to put on my turbo wings! [Hooks

chicken wings to his backpack and starts to flap them. He goes into

Chicken Hyper Speed backwards] You are comming to Earth with me to

answer to the Cheese Gods.

[Exeunt]

Act II Scene I

(King Eric’s map pad)

Queen Marea: Help Me! Oh Help Me! I can’t find New Jersey!

King Eric II I have the New Jersey state quarter.

Queen Marea: Guards!

[Enter Guard1 Guard2 Guard3 Guard4 Guard5 Guard6 Guard7 Guard8

Guard9 Guard10 Guard11 Guard12 Guard13 Guard14 Guard15 Guard16

Guard17 Guard18 Guard19 Guard20 Guard21 Guard22 Guard23 Guard24

Guard25 Guard26 Guard27 Guard 28 Guard29 Guard30 Guard31 Guard32

Guard33 Guard34 Guard35 Guard36 Guard37 Guard38 Guard39 Guard40

Guard41 Guard42 Guard43 Guard44 Guard45 Guard46 Guard47 Guard48

Guard49 and Guard50]

Queen Marea: Brush my hair. Paint my nails.Get my tanning bed ready.

Curl my eyelashes. Put my makeup on. Find New Jersey! Faster Faster!

King Eric II: Paint my nails too. Must look good for light rays and

measuring tape spanking.

[Enter Marshall Megaham Captain Mayonnaise Cow Sandwhich and

General Mayonnaise Cow Beans]

Marshall Megaham: We are here for our Mayonnaise.

King Eric II: I will give them to you if you go assassinate Captain

Cheesy Chicken Whopper and get me new state quarters.

Marshall Megaham: Will do! I hate chickens. I will finish off the last

just as I killed Marshall Cheesy Chicken Waddle!

[Exeunt]

Act II Scene II

( Guest Room )

[Enter Captain Mayonnaise Cow Sandwhich and General Mayonnaise Cow

Beans]

General Cow Beans: Why are we in the guest room?

Captain Mayonnaise: I don’t know? Why does king Eric have the

inside of his castle covered in maps? I wonder…..

General Cow Beans: wonder what?

Captain Mayonnaise: I wonder…...?

General Cow Beans: wonder what?

Captain Mayonnaise: I wonder…...?

General Cow Beans: wonder what?

Captain Mayonnaise: I wonder…...?

General Cow Beans: wonder what?

Captain Mayonnaise: I wonder…...that if General Cheesy Chicken

Broth has eaten the moon?

General Cow Beans: ............... I love Marshall Megaham!

Captain Mayonnaise: Me too!

[ The both go into a deep deep deep day dream about them both marrying

Marshall Megaham for about 3 days]

[Enter Marshall Megaham]

Marshall Megaham: Ok Mayonnaise time to kick some cheese.

Captain Mayonnaise: I love it when she says that.

General Cow Beans: Me too!

[They both go into a daydream of all three of them sleeping in the same bed

at about 90 years old]

Marshall Megaham: Come! We must prepare the cows!

Captain Mayonnaise: I love it when she says that!

General Cow Beans: Me too!

[Both of them go into a day dream about all three of them being burried in

the same coffin]

[ Marshall Megaham gets frustrated and walks out slamming the map door]

[Exeunt Marshall Megaham]

Captain Mayonnaise: I love it when she slams the door like that!

General Cow Beans: Me too!

[ Both of them day dream about map doors covered in mayonnaise]

Act II Scene III

( A Prison Cell)

[Enter Dr. Fikkle Jiggle Booty Squirrel Boy James B Wanna Be

Glow in the Dark Monkey and Guard]

James B Wanna Be: I’ve got it. I could use my remote control car from

the James Bond movie Die Another Day, and break through here.

Glow in the Dark Monkey: Couldn’t we do it n a peaceful matter

lets ask the King to give us another trial.

Squirrel Boy: Where are we gonna find three maps of the United States

and all fifty state quarters.

[ Dr. Fikkle pulls off three United States maps off the wall]

Dr. Fifofikklerooreerawkikeminthejawbigbooboomoo:

Ahem! Mr. Guard

Guard: What Doctor.

Dr.Fifofikklerooreerakikeminthejawbigbooboomoo:

I was wondering what the EricandMareatopia States, your country, currency

is?

Guard: State Quarters and Romance Videos. I have all the state quarters

and all the romance videos.

Glow in the Dark Monkey: So if you want to buy something you

have to pay it in quarters and videos.

Guard: yep

Jiggle Booty: Can we have all your state quarters.

Guard: Sure! Anyway Eric is coming out with dollar bills except they

have the planets on it rather than the presidents faces.

[Exeunt]

Act II Scene IV

(Outside of the Parking Lot)

[Enter Captain Cheesy army of 20,000 chickens Nickleboy and a ship in the

distance]

Captain Cheesy: Need cheese and Ice cream. Why did our ship crash

again?

Chicken1: We were running away from chicken hawks and then General

Cheesy Chicken Broth jumped off the ship and then we went into Chicken

Hyper Speed. Then we had a twenty eight second ceremony for him and

then had cheese and crashed.

NicckleBoy: Is that a ship I see in the distance. It looks big and its

coming very fast. It kinda looks like it has a cow face on it. Now I can see a

udder on it, and its-

[The ships udder sprays milk at them]

Captain Cheesy: Its MARSHALL MEGAHAM!

[Captain Cheesy Chicken Whopper pulls out a piece of folded paper and it

unfolds into a Giant Chicken robot standing 600 stories tall]

Captain Cheesy: Everyone into the chicken robot!

[ Captain Cheesy Chicken Whopper, NickleBoy, and 20,000 Chicken go into

the chicken robot]

Marshall Megaham over a microphone:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! So pitiful! Like your Marshall!

[ The ship turns into a cow 3,000 stories tall. The chicken robot spits cheese

at the cow robot. The cow robot goes into its stance with its arms up and

one knee raised up. The cow robot then kicks the Chicken Robot up, and

fires milk at it.]

Captain Cheesy: Ok cow! Time to become robot steak

[The chicken robot flies around the cow robot making it dizzy, Then and

lands on its head and starts pecking at it.]

Marshall Megaham: Time for you to become a Grilled Chicken Robot

[ The cow pulls out a robotic grill 2,000 stories tall. The cow Robot pulls

the chicken robot off its head and then grills it.]

Marshall Megaham: General Mayonnaise Cow Beans! Fill up the

udder with the second substance

[ General Mayonnaise Cow Beans fills up the udder with the second substance. The Cow Robot shoots mayonnaise out of its udder.

Captain Cheesy: Retreat!

[Captain Cheesy pressed the eject button. 20,000 chickens, Captain cheesy

chicken whopper, and Nickleboy fly out of the robot right before the robot

cow eats it]

[Exeunt]

Act II Scene V

( The Gulf of Meheco in the little town of Gulf Shores)

[Enter the Cheese Gods Cheddar, Monterrey Jack, Parmesan, American,

and Colby/Jack in their house]

Colby/Jack: We haves a serious matter here. The Golden Donut has been

revealed, and the King is after it.

Cheddar: Who has it then?

Colby/Jack: One of

Dr.Fifofikklerooreerawkikeminthejawbigbooboomoo’s inventions.

Parmesan: You mean he actually invented something?

American: Why don’t we send Captain Cheesy Chicken Whopper and

General Cheesy Chicken Broth to get the Golden Donut.

[ General Cheesy Chicken Broth flies through the roof of the house with the

chicken hawk]

General Chicken Broth: Mr. Cheese Gods, this chicken hawk has

been very naughty. He almost ate the chicken that I wanted to pet. Hello Mr.

Chicken I wanted to pet. That’s it! Your name shall be Chickeniwantedtopet.

Colby/Jack: How did you find our secret house?

General Chicken Broth: It is the only house on the ocean.

Monterrey Jack: You must go find Captain Cheesy Chicken Whopper

and fight with him. The cows are becoming more powerful than ever. He

needs your help. He needs your chicken broth.

General Chicken Broth: Can I rest for a while because I just traveled

from where the moon used to be to where I am now.

Colby/Jack: Fine do you need something to eat.

General Chicken Broth: No I ate the moon so I’ll be full for a while.

Parmesan: What!? You actually ate the entire moon! no one has ever

accomplished such a feet! You shall have some show of worship with a hot

tub full of cheese!

Act III Scene I

( Somewhere in the air)

[Enter Captain Cheesy Chicken Whopper and NickleBoy being carried by

20,000 chickens]

Captain Cheesy: We must defeat the cow armies so we can assassinate

the King. How can we do this though. We are completely helpless. General

Cheesy Chicken Broth where are you when I need you. If only I could repair

my ship. That’s it.

Nickleboy: You’re gonna fix your ship and then go rescue General

Chicken Broth

Captain Cheesy: No. I will attack the cows with it. A sneak attack.

Chickens drop down by the tools shop.

[Chickens send droplings to the tool shop]

Captain Cheesy: Now can we land there?

[All 20,000 chickens land there]

Captain Cheesy: Ok lets go in.

[All 20,000 chickens go in with Captain Cheesy Chicken Whopper and NickleBoy]

Workman: Heeeelllllllllooooooo

Captain Cheesy: We need 20,002 tools to fix a XC2 chicken powered

ship.

Workman: Here I’ll give you 20,002 chicken robots to fix the ship.

[Exeunt]

Act III Scene II

( Outside the Parking Lot)

[Enter Marshall Megaham Captain Mayonnaise Cow Sandwhich and

General Mayonnaise Cow Beans inside the cow robot eating the chicken

robot]

Marshall Megaham: Ha! We showed them chickens who the real

Marshall was. Marshall Cheesy Chicken Waddle was no match for me and

neither is the Captain or the General!

Captain Mayonnaise: By the way where is the Cheesy Chickens

General? He is no longer with them.

General Cow Beans: And where did the moon go. I was planning a

romantic night tonight with me and Marshall Megaham. Maybe General

Cheesy Chicken Broth ate it. Hey look a chicken!

[They all look out the window]

Marshall Megaham: Robot send the chicken in!

[ The cow robot picks up the chicken and eats sending it to Marshall

Megaham. The chicken plops down by Marshall Megaham.]

Marshall Megaham: Kill him!

[ General Cow Beans pulls out a cow Bean Machine gun and then

everything starts to go in slow motion except for the chicken. General Cow

Beans fires one bean and the chicken dodges it. Then he fires another at the

chickens head and the chicken just moves his head. Then he rapidly fires the

beans and the chicken dodges them slowly moving to General Cow Beans.

The chicken jumps up, yells a loud bock and kicks him in the face]

Captain Mayonnaise: I’ll slay you evil chicken!

[ Captain Mayonnaise Cow Sanwhich draws his sword covered in

mayonnaise and swings it at the chicken. The chicken jumps up and lands

on the control board holding his foot above the self destruct button]

Marshall Megaham: Go ahead press it its fake. Marea likes to press it

and act like someone has to save her. Which would be Eric.

[ The chicken does a spinning kick and hits Captain Mayonnaise]

Marshall Megaham: Mr. Chicken meet my booty!

[Marshall Megaham sits on the chicken]

Marshall Megaham: Now time for you to go to King Eric II’s trial

where you will be charged with assault on poor innocent cows and stealing

mareas panties and trying to be eaten by a robotic cow.

[Exeunt]

Act III Scene III

(The Cheese Gods hot tub full of cheese)

[Enter General Cheesy Chicken Broth]

General Chicken Broth: This feels so good….. and yummy…....... a

hot tub full of cheese….......... who would have guessed….......I didn’t know

the Cheese Gods where just blocks of cheese…........ I would have eaten

them if I wasn’t full….... would you have Mr. ChickenIwantedtopet….....

Mr. ChickenIwantedtopet where did you go?.....................

[gasps]

There is a note on the other side of the hot tub! He must have turned into a

note!

[eats his way to where the note is]

[enter Colby/Jack]

Colby/Jack: What are you doing?

General Chicken Broth: Mr.ChickenIwantedtopet turned into a note!

[Colby/Jack takes the note and reads it out loud]

Colby/Jack: Dear Chicken Broth, you are currently under the cheese

while I was writing this note. You are taking to long to go on the mission

you are supposed to be on. I have left to go take care of this and fight

against the cows. Don’t worry about me I’ll be fine but please come. We still

need you for your chicken broth. Let us defeat the cows once and for all!

Your friend that you want to pet, Mr. ChickenIwantedtopet.

P.S. I did not turn into a note.

General Chicken Broth: ............... He must’ve turned himself into a

note written to himself!

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