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The day I got married I stopped biting my nails. I don’t know if it was the ring or the terrible sense of shame when it came time for the photographer to shoot the stock shot of the bride and groom with hands intertwined. However, from that day forward (now ten years ago), I never once nibbled.

I had the opportunity to pet a white tiger cub when I was a kid. Would love to do it again, but this time with a full-sized model… Even on the kittens, you just wouldn’t believe the size of their paws until you’ve held them in your hand.

if you like red velvet cake, you will like red velvet cake.

okay, that isn’t very helful. how about this?

red velvet cake, when made by a master baker, is moist and sweet. it almost tastes like chocolate cake but not. the icing is everything though. whatever you do, don’t skimp on the icing. make it by hand.