
A novel I read recently, “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies”, begins : “It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains.”

May you get all the brains you want on your birthday !
| 1. |
move to paris
1 entry . 60 cheers |
168 people |
| 2. |
learn to swear in French
1 entry . 65 cheers |
5 people |
| 3. |
write a book
43 cheers |
24,923 people |
| 4. |
open a used bookstore/coffee shop
97 cheers |
12 people |
| 5. |
create a list of 100 must-read books and read them.
25 entries . 46 cheers |
965 people |
| 6. |
tell a taxi driver to "follow that car!"
59 cheers |
345 people |
| 7. |
Slide down a long banister
53 cheers |
13 people |
| 8. |
kick a politician up the arse
3 entries . 46 cheers |
1 person |
| 9. |
drink 43 types of beer
19 entries . 55 cheers |
13 people |
| 10. |
join the 43T dirty minds club
1 entry . 20 cheers |
2 people |
| 11. |
die laughing my ass off
1 entry . 50 cheers |
15 people |
| 12. |
make entries about what happens in my life so people who read my ramblings don't get bored when I have nothing to say about my goals.
21 entries . 28 cheers |
5 people |
| 13. |
Watch X-Files movie 2
18 team members . 1 entry . 22 cheers |
20 people |
| 14. |
become fluent in Finnish
2 entries . 44 cheers |
11 people |
| 15. |
stop Dan Brown from writing any more shitty novels
2 entries . 43 cheers |
3 people |
| 16. |
carpe puellam
2 entries . 18 cheers |
1 person |
| 17. |
take 43 silly personality tests
20 entries . 26 cheers |
69 people |
How I did it: I wished Vex a Happy Birthday, and then I uploaded a picture of a bottle of champagne being popped open. Hopefully, Vex will be popping open something similar as part of the birthday celebrations. Read how I did it…

A novel I read recently, “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies”, begins : “It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains.”

May you get all the brains you want on your birthday !
People I know, places I go,
make me feel tongue tied.
I can see how people look down,
they’re on the inside.
Here’s where the story ends.
People I see, weary of me, showing their good side,
and I can see how people look down.
I’m on the outside.
Here’s where the story ends,
Oh, here’s where the story ends.
It’s that little souvenir of a terrible year,
which makes my eyes feel sore.
And I never should of said,
the books that you read were all I loved you for.
It’s that little souvenir of a terrible year,
which makes me wonder why.
It’s the memorys of the shed,
that made me turn red.
Surprise, surprise, surprise.
Crazy I know, places I go,
make me feel so tired.
And I can see how people look down,
I’m on the outside.
Here’s where the story ends,
Oh, here’s where the story ends.
It’s that little souvenir of a terrible year,
which makes my eyes feel sore.
And who ever would of thought,
the books that you bought where all I loved you for?
And the devil never said, go down to the shed.
I know where I belong.
But the only thing I ever really wanted to say
was wrong, was wrong, was wrong.
It’s that little souvenir of a terrible year,
which makes me smile inside.
So I’ll cynically, cynically say
the world is that way.
surprise, surprise, surprise.
Oh, here’s where the story ends,
Ooh, here is where the story ends.