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drink more water
water? 23 months ago

drink water only directly from the ocean. it’s full of nutrients and has a salty twist!



lose my man boobs
nope 2 years ago

not worth it, it comes in handy while masturbating because you can pretend they belong to john goodman.



Buy a fender telecaster
got it 2 years ago

i got a fender nashville telecaster and i couldn’t be happier



keep my virginity until I'm married
not worth it 2 years ago

why? why why why? religion? booo!



find a new hobby
losers 2 years ago

try not spending all your time on forum websites, maybe try going outside, that is if your pale skin isn’t so skin that the immediate sun won’t give you instant cancer



read Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
harry potter 2 years ago

dumledore’s gay, voldamort kills snape, harry kills voldamort, fred dies, hedwig dies, lupin dies, moody dies, harry marries and has kids with ginny, ron marry’s hermoine and has kids… and the series overall lacks a solid plot



kill someone... i'm cereal
yeah, i'm not joking 2 years ago

i’m totally cereal that i want to kill someone… cereal



masturbate
bad for you 2 years ago

god will destroy you with lazer vision and won’t be your friend



have sex in the gold el camino
specification on said automobile 2 years ago

the gold el camino for sale in elmsdale



fuck someone wearing a halmet of cheddar
cumstains 2 years ago

i would enjoy this indubidably



destroy com/tech12
what a cumstains wants 2 years ago

com/tech 12 is destroying my life with this syupid acadia campus thing



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