a friend of mine actually reminded me of this goal. i made a comment the other day and she suggested that i write a book containing all my little sayings and their origins. since my english class is basically pointless i’ve been writing what has become my memior, it’s fun actually.
who knows maybe i’ll go thru with this one
cynicwithasmile's Life List
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1. babysit Britney Spears' kids
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2. return to europe
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3. write a book
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4. attend parsons new school for design and become one of the infamous/sacred list of alumni
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5. stop eating
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6. be myself with pride
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7. open a couture house
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8. have my own stores
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9. be an extra in a movie
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10. pass my exams with flying colors
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11. learn to play drums
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12. blow up on youtube (for a week)
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13. find my dwayne
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14. buy my mother a home in tuscany
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15. watch fast food nation
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16. get sleeved
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17. feel beautiful
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18. get a makeover
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19. have more time for myself and to do the things i love
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20. get my fml moment posted on fmylife.com
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21. send a postcard to postsecret
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22. help other people feel beautiful/sexy/sopisticated/bamftastic with the clothes i make
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23. date a british bloke
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24. buy a lamborghini for myself in cash and drive it full speed down an open road
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25. marry into the mafia
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26. start a riot
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27. become a world renowned fasion deisgner
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28. open a school
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29. go to john gailliano's couture show in paris
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30. tour christian dior's home
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31. see the poe toaster and join him in his annual toast to edgar allen poe
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32. go to the kentucky derby wearing a massive hat
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33. learn to ride a motorcycle
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34. live life in besty johnson dresses, christian loubutin heels, and leather jackets
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35. audition for sweeney todd as mrs. lovett
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36. get a love letter
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37. have a potter puppet pal
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38. learn how to use the subway
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39. Dance on stage
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40. make a book of quotes im crazy about
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41. dance in the rain
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i’ve been in such a funk lately. i know whats wrong with me but at the same time i dont. its really frustrating.
the thing is in my mind i think i know what beautiful is but i can never envision it, however when i see someone else, it hits me and i say that they are beautiful
i’ve never seen that in myself and i really wish i could
i’m finally learning to not care what other people think
it feels really good
