1. So much more room in my mouth that the rest of my teeth uncrowded themselves and made it easier to floss.
2. Eating only apple sauce, mashed bananas, and soy ice cream for a week made me lose six pounds.
3. Prescription painkillers!
4. Having a fifth malformed tooth erupt on its own afterward, which was cool because they removed it whole (unlike the others that had to be broken up) so I got to keep it for creepy-jewelry purposes.
Mar's Life List
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1. be in the imdb
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2. get a passport
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3. do the splits
2,271 people -
4. sail on a tall ship
2 cheers34 people -
5. Have an affair with an older man
6 cheers8 people -
6. love my tummy
1 cheer17 people -
7. sing in a band
2 cheers720 people -
8. Write & draw a graphic novel
1 cheer4 people -
9. go to burningman
2 cheers56 people -
10. lose 60 pounds
3 cheers926 people -
11. write a book and have it published
2 cheers2,727 people -
12. fire a gun in a shooting range
1 cheer147 people -
13. Marry into money
1 cheer5 people -
14. go ghosthunting
1 cheer26 people -
15. decide what the hell I would like to do with the rest of my life
7,317 people -
16. Work at Disneyland
2 cheers80 people -
17. Have sex with Viggo Mortensen
1 cheer2 people -
18. build a dollhouse
55 people -
19. Take stunt driving classes
7 people -
20. get corrective eye surgery or lasik
1,102 people -
21. go on a road trip with no predetermined destination
21,235 people -
22. Get a tattoo
22,045 people -
23. Learn Sindarin
75 people -
24. learn to swim
3,353 people -
25. perform standup comedy
119 people -
26. learn to dance
7,097 people -
27. Read "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
530 people -
28. learn to sail
1 cheer2,251 people -
29. learn to sew
1 cheer4,040 people -
30. move out of my parents' house
2 cheers1,401 people -
31. marry the man of my dreams
196 people
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