This is an oft mocked goal. I want the world to know how serious I am about this goal. I want that sort of romantic shock, and the stares of restaurant patrons. I want someone to actually be this angry with me, and not by any of my caressing attempts to diffuse the situation.
Alison Staudinger's Life List
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1. cook the perfect Soufflé
2 entries . 5 cheers13 people -
2. become a Fulbright scholar
1 entry . 6 cheers29 people -
3. take a bath entirely in champagne
5 cheers5 people -
4. make home-made root beer
1 entry . 8 cheers34 people -
5. Read Tacitus in Latin
1 entry . 8 cheers3 people -
6. pay off debt
1 cheer552 people -
7. Start a Roth IRA
3 cheers98 people -
8. eat at every restaurant on 1st and 2nd between Bell and Pike (in Seattle)
1 entry . 3 cheers23 people -
9. be a good teacher
1 cheer139 people -
10. publish
2 cheers92 people -
11. pay off my student loans
2 cheers2,845 people -
12. Become ABD
2 people -
13. write my dissertation
60 people -
14. teach a class
152 people -
15. Discover secret coves of wholesome fun in Seattle.
13 team members . 1 entry . 2 cheers86 people -
16. survive my long distance relationship
221 people -
17. Live and work in the Czech Republic
1 entry . 1 cheer28 people -
18. Sew myself a skirt
1 cheer14 people -
19. master the art of polenta
3 cheers3 people -
20. Attend the Slow Food Movement's University of the Science of Gastronomy
24 people -
21. avoid passive voice
1 entry . 1 cheer9 people -
22. hug dinosaurs
2 team members . 5 cheers22 people -
23. Get a drink thrown in my face
1 entry . 1 cheer2 people -
24. do the splits
1 entry . 2 cheers2,018 people -
25. visit my grandparents
68 people -
26. lose weight without being obsessed
75 people -
27. create my own website
1 entry5,232 people -
28. throw a drink in someone's face like they do in old movies
4 cheers7 people -
29. write a short story collection
1 cheer21 people -
30. test every scent produced by BPAL
6 people -
31. change all of my products over to items made by "lush"
6 people -
32. become comfortable volunteering at a nursing home
1 entry . 1 cheer1 person -
33. stop feeling guilty
1 entry254 people -
34. Watch every episode of Star Trek
1 entry480 people -
35. learn german
4,533 people -
36. Have a drawer full of matching underwear/bras
2 cheers30 people -
37. Get a tattoo
3 cheers20,304 people -
38. be more assertive
1 cheer646 people -
39. live in Chicago
1 cheer230 people -
40. Read Modern Library's 100 Best Novels of the 20th Century
2 team members . 2 entries . 3 cheers559 people -
41. Get a PhD
1 cheer2,790 people -
42. have better posture
1 entry7,730 people -
43. watch Professor Taylor's 50 Favorite Films
1 entry . 1 cheer1 person
I used to be able to do the splits without a second thought. Now, thanks to a year old hip flexor injury, I can barely touch my toes. I pray that the rest of aging goes more smoothly, and that somehow I will magically be able to afford yoga classes again.
To be fair, I really found two of the perfect stouts. Rogue Brewery (shout out to Newport, Oregon!) makes some of my favorite beers in general. In a recent visit to the brewery, I was able to confirm that Rogue Imperial Stout and Rogue Shakesphere Stouts are generally unmatchable. Both have dense layers of malty, chocolaty and coffee flavor, with the smoothy creamy moutfeel that only a stout can bring. The imperial is more intense- hoppier and slightly more alcoholic, so the choice between them really comes down to mood and what you’ve got to do later in the day.
(PS Rogue Chocolate Stout is also damn good, but because of it’s niche quality doesn’t quite fall under the heading “perfect” but rather most hedonistic beer ever.)

