This is an oft mocked goal. I want the world to know how serious I am about this goal. I want that sort of romantic shock, and the stares of restaurant patrons. I want someone to actually be this angry with me, and not by any of my caressing attempts to diffuse the situation.
Alison Staudinger's Life List
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1. cook the perfect Soufflé
2 entries . 4 cheers13 people -
2. become a Fulbright scholar
1 entry . 6 cheers28 people -
3. take a bath entirely in champagne
5 cheers5 people -
4. make home-made root beer
1 entry . 8 cheers33 people -
5. Read Tacitus in Latin
1 entry . 8 cheers4 people -
6. learn german
4,341 people -
7. throw a drink in someone's face like they do in old movies
4 cheers7 people -
8. create my own website
1 entry5,026 people -
9. lose weight without being obsessed
76 people -
10. visit my grandparents
69 people -
11. stop feeling guilty
1 entry245 people -
12. Watch every episode of Star Trek
1 entry480 people -
13. have better posture
1 entry7,443 people -
14. Get a PhD
1 cheer2,681 people -
15. Attend the Slow Food Movement's University of the Science of Gastronomy
1 cheer24 people -
16. test every scent produced by BPAL
6 people -
17. Read Modern Library's 100 Best Novels of the 20th Century
3 team members . 2 entries . 3 cheers544 people -
18. live in Chicago
1 cheer225 people -
19. be more assertive
1 cheer640 people -
20. Get a tattoo
3 cheers19,603 people -
21. Have a drawer full of matching underwear/bras
2 cheers29 people -
22. write a short story collection
1 cheer20 people -
23. do the splits
1 entry . 2 cheers1,938 people -
24. Get a drink thrown in my face
1 entry . 1 cheer2 people -
25. hug dinosaurs
2 team members . 5 cheers22 people -
26. pay off my student loans
2 cheers2,744 people -
27. be a good teacher
1 cheer135 people -
28. avoid passive voice
1 entry . 3 cheers9 people -
29. pay off debt
1 cheer512 people -
30. Start a Roth IRA
3 cheers98 people -
31. eat at every restaurant on 1st and 2nd between Bell and Pike (in Seattle)
1 entry . 3 cheers23 people -
32. publish
2 cheers90 people -
33. master the art of polenta
5 cheers3 people -
34. change all of my products over to items made by "lush"
6 people -
35. write my dissertation
55 people -
36. teach a class
143 people -
37. Become ABD
2 people -
38. Discover secret coves of wholesome fun in Seattle.
13 team members . 1 entry . 2 cheers85 people -
39. survive my long distance relationship
216 people -
40. become comfortable volunteering at a nursing home
1 entry . 1 cheer1 person -
41. watch Professor Taylor's 50 Favorite Films
1 entry . 1 cheer1 person -
42. Live and work in the Czech Republic
1 entry . 1 cheer27 people -
43. Sew myself a skirt
1 cheer13 people
I used to be able to do the splits without a second thought. Now, thanks to a year old hip flexor injury, I can barely touch my toes. I pray that the rest of aging goes more smoothly, and that somehow I will magically be able to afford yoga classes again.
To be fair, I really found two of the perfect stouts. Rogue Brewery (shout out to Newport, Oregon!) makes some of my favorite beers in general. In a recent visit to the brewery, I was able to confirm that Rogue Imperial Stout and Rogue Shakesphere Stouts are generally unmatchable. Both have dense layers of malty, chocolaty and coffee flavor, with the smoothy creamy moutfeel that only a stout can bring. The imperial is more intense- hoppier and slightly more alcoholic, so the choice between them really comes down to mood and what you’ve got to do later in the day.
(PS Rogue Chocolate Stout is also damn good, but because of it’s niche quality doesn’t quite fall under the heading “perfect” but rather most hedonistic beer ever.)

