I'm doing 43 things
Ok here is some of mine
Next time your late for work tell the boss you slept in because you ate too much cheese and had nightmares about been eaten by a cheese monster. If you ever need to call in a sicky tell them the most embarrassing story ever, make them cringe. You won’t be expected to call the following day with an update
Put post it’s on items in your house inciting random ramblings about how everything’s a big conspiracy (as it is!)
Convince people they are the ones that are loosing it, confuse them a little
Talk to strangers, they are only strange because you don’t know them
Next time you receive a call from a call center tell them you are recording the call for training purposes. If they ask what on, say your brain. As the call proceeds speak with gaps of silence and tell them they must have a bad reception. If they dont hang up tell them a really rubbish story about baked beans
Deface really boring and overly serious paperwork at work with random comments and pictures. Dont get caught
Make your own songs lyrics about people you know. Sing them to them to the point of annoyance – over and over :)
