I'm doing 42 things
close.
2 years ago
After giving a creative handjob, I had a man get confused and think I had taken his virginity. That’s close.
e_higgenbottom's Life List
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1. adopt a corgi
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2. sleep in an alley
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3. get my PhD
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4. get up to an E cup.
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5. perform a sexual act for money
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6. Learn to play a useless instrument
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7. speak three languages
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8. learn to crochet
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9. become a flight attendant
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10. read the entire uncanny series
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11. stop getting a C every semester
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12. have a real job
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13. do ketamine
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14. elope and get it anulled
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15. learn to drive a car
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16. learn to drive a plane
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17. learn how to tie a tie
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18. learn morse code
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19. learn origami
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20. have awesome girl children
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21. publish an academic article
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22. relearn my birdwatching skillz
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23. read Anna K
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24. touch a penguin
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25. get a job in a third world country
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26. try gin
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27. learn to arc weld
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28. work for a phone sex line or a sex shop.
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29. use solar power
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30. be asked out with the opening lines of Prufrock
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31. ask out a girl
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32. take part in militant activity
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33. publish a kick ass issue of the literary journal.
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34. marry doctor doom
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35. marry House M.D.
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36. take a man's virginity
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37. spend the night in a gulag
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38. be seduced Amelie-style
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39. go to class more often
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40. control the media
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41. make sure Hazel never does her 43 things.
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42. Ride a segway
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